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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Dec 2017

    Encouraging Study Finds It Now Easier Than Ever For American Dollars To Rise Into Upper Class https://trib.al/29sQBCu pic.twitter.com/XSstVfjwt6

    11:14 AM - 2 Dec 2017
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      1. Latte‏ @nopenotfamous 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well played @TheOnion 👏

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      1. Wahhabi Lobby‏ @PeenerSweden 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better economic takes in the Onion than any major media outlet. What a time to be alive.

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      2. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't funny anymore.

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      1. Chad Chaplin‏ @oaxacachap 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha. Also not funny unfortunately. The legacy of Ronnie Raygun and trickle down ecomoronics. The worst part is that the average Repub voter just doesn't understand that that is the entire purpose of their party. It is not small government, or guns, or religion, or anything else

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      1. Bogdan Minuţ‏ @bogdanminut 2 Dec 2017
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        The report also shows that they more likely to move out compared to their owners. #TaxBillScam

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      2. Clay Davis‏ @mrtvi46 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The joke is everyone thinking that satire is "too real". I remember when Onion was actual satire & not marxist.

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      3. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mrtvi46 @TheOnion

        Rich ppl screwing poor ppl isn't class warfare. Class warfare is when non-rich people notice that they're being screwed.

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      4. Clay Davis‏ @mrtvi46 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOtherSimo @TheOnion

        Oversimplified. Some people get rich by making everyone else richer. Others by taking other ppls money.

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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God has ordained the rich to be rich. That's why they have it all. Do you hate god???? (Note: sarcasm)pic.twitter.com/C7Go8LeVRr

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      1.  👻 Florence is a Spooky Brujah  👻‏ @GhoulishGrace 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real.

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      1. Glen Click‏ @quickslickclick 2 Dec 2017
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        Hey u stupid fockin preemos quit tryin 2 service u cocks & handle the REAL ISSUES!

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 2 Dec 2017
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        The data shows that if you are failing in 21st century America you are making some poor financial decisions. Like buying every new iPhone.

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      1. Rose Spinoza‏ @LVLYsan 2 Dec 2017
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        Too real ;_;

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      1. Human #30787-5507080s.‏ @KarlgoestoWashi 2 Dec 2017
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        Cute.

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      1. Mark Salatino‏ @MarkSalatino 2 Dec 2017
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        Too soon, too soon 😉

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      2. Ken‏ @kendroiddddd 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trickle up.

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      3. mnj341‏ @mnj341 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @kendroiddddd @TheOnion

        Trickle out

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      2. Ethan Davis‏ @ethanldavis23 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study shows small businesses who actually employ Americans can now compete with large ones who offshore their business

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      3. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ethanldavis23 @TheOnion

        Taxes are paid on profits. Small businesses that aren't competitive don't pay income tax.

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