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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Dec 2017

    New GOP Plan Offers Tax Breaks On All Contributions Tucked Into Congressmen’s Suit Breast Pocket https://trib.al/CZ5epDN pic.twitter.com/4VuI6Btq4l

    9:37 AM - 2 Dec 2017
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    21 replies 736 retweets 1,860 likes
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      2. Josh Rubin, MD  🎃 💉‏ @DrSandman11 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does it count as satire if it’s true?

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      1.  💜Heidi T‏ @HeidsterTrades 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sowegatrdr

        oh good i was worried about that....lol

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      1. Scott Weisgerber‏ @swcreates 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When a satire headline is the truth, something has gone wrong.

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      1. Bogdan Minuţ‏ @bogdanminut 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Next congress special session: addressing the lack of supply for the increasing demand of tailors to enlarge breast pockets of the 1%. #TaxScamBill

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      1. Morgan Ray Hess‏ @MorganRayHess 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When are you gonna get your news liscence now that you are no longer satire, @TheOnion?

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      1. Watcher of the World‏ @watcher270 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JCTheResistance

        The deduction doubles if it is a female senators breast pocket.

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      1. Michael C Clemmet  🔇‏ @crayon_proof 2 Dec 2017
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        I miss the old Onion

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      1. SpooperKing13‏ @Super_King13 2 Dec 2017
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        I'm patiently waiting for the briefcase full of money tax break.

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      1. tim‏ @open_source_it 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @biancadipersio 😂

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would if they could...

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      1. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 2 Dec 2017
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        Good, taxation is theft.

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      1. JoeBear‏ @1JoeBear1 2 Dec 2017
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        Good summation of the #TaxScamBill

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      1. Ross Hannah‏ @RossHannah5 2 Dec 2017
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        Don't give Repubicans any idea's @TheOnion. That will be in the final draft!

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      2. Hugo Fokyrslf‏ @bikan0e 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You cant imagine my relief. I go nuts on April 15 thinking of all the tax i have to pay on money which supports "good governance" ;)

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      3. Hugo Fokyrslf‏ @bikan0e 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @bikan0e @TheOnion

        Wait wait. Tgis isnt going to cover cash-stuffed envelopes dropped in golf bags or left under motel beds? Wtf?

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