That awkward moment when @TheOnion writes about the real event not a satire anymore.
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How does he make his neck do that?
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I have a feeling it’s not so much him but the parasite living inside him like some Next Generation shit


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Pesky parasites. Sad!
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Take an axe to them. Slowly. Im ready for the revolution
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Selling our country down the tubes isn’t so funny-no satire in this story-it’s a shame what they have done to our country.
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..is that a neck or another chin?
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It's extra skin that stretches when his head leaves his shell.
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Sadly, there are enough clueless morons, religious zealots, racists rejects and so on that will still vote for them. They gave a big win to their party donors to be further buoyed for the future.
#wealth#corruption#Corporatocracy#democracyisdead#FailedStateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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It will be the demise of a lot of Republican Congressmen.
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Ummmm f them this is the demise of the US, this is class Warfare not a political campaign slogan
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The sad thing about this is that something like this could probably happen IRL.
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Could or just did
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Bags o' shit that they are!
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