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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Dec 2017

      ‘Sometimes It Feels Like You’re The Only One Who Understands Me,’ Whispers Trump To White House Roach Infestation https://trib.al/39ZN5lj pic.twitter.com/NvBe1O8xCk

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Dec 2017

      President Trump reportedly told the White House cockroach infestation on Friday that it alone truly understood him. https://trib.al/eybo8Su pic.twitter.com/Q0MnXnsd6J

      8:39 PM - 1 Dec 2017
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        1. NJ Native Tongue‏ @njnativetongue 1 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          They both would survive a nuclear strike.

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        2. Queef Stroganoff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‏ @AbrahamVigoda 1 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          "My apartment is infested with koala bears."

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        3. Dr  ☢ Deth‏ @doctor_dushyant 1 Dec 2017
          Replying to @AbrahamVigoda @TheOnion

          RIP Mitch

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        1. Blubberbutt‏ @cunningscratch 1 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I had to scroll back to confirm it was an onion article and not exactly a breaking tweet.

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        2. NBKay‏ @KateeForbis 2 Dec 2017
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          @NeekRoode

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        3. M’Fatku Jones‏ @NeekRoode 2 Dec 2017
          Replying to @KateeForbis @TheOnion

          pic.twitter.com/CAhJyqGWB2

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        1. Empty White House Podium‏ @EmptyWHPodium 2 Dec 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/AmjFU5GYLY

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        1. George Mulder‏ @MoonDawgzTwit 1 Dec 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @realDonaldTrump sorry that's another delusion, the instant your usefulness is not needed @GOP is putting your ass under the bus!

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        1.  🎃 Spoopy James  🎃‏ @WesleyHeater97 1 Dec 2017
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          There’s not one Trump thread on Twitter without crybabies

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        1. Styx‏ @LastChanceCraft 1 Dec 2017
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          His true base.

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        1. Wes Derby‏ @wesderby 1 Dec 2017
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          Hahahaha...It would take a disgusting creature such as a roach to understand Trump. Nothing sane could do it.

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        1. Ian Seta‏ @setaian 1 Dec 2017
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          Oh...I thought that was the toilet after he had done his morning #2.

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        1. Richard "D.I.C.K." Head‏ @PoliticalFolks 1 Dec 2017
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          Still hoping The F.U.C.K.head @POTUS @realDonaldTrump can make the transformation to "philosophically correct." http://www.donaldfuckhead.com .

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