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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Dec 2017

    ‘Sometimes It Feels Like You’re The Only One Who Understands Me,’ Whispers Trump To White House Roach Infestation https://trib.al/39ZN5lj pic.twitter.com/NvBe1O8xCk

    1:16 PM - 1 Dec 2017
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    • NOVEMBER 6th🌊 🌊 reginald le nez Phoebe JabberwockTheScreamer 🎃 Real Don-alt Trump nevvton ☁️ Potato BrahbrAaAaAah real monsters justaracecar
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Dec 2017

        President Trump reportedly told the White House cockroach infestation on Friday that it alone truly understood him. https://trib.al/eybo8Su pic.twitter.com/Q0MnXnsd6J

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      2. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its good to know that he still keep contact with his voters

        1 reply 7 retweets 64 likes
      3. Antonio Solomon‏ @AntonioSolomo22 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PEPSILUCHE @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XQ2S9jWclg

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1.  😈Bad Penny 👿‏ @mysoftsofa 1 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/NKpqY3WCoE

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      2. momgollum‏ @momgollum 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you just became real news @The Onion

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      3. Mike‏ @ChairmanMaouth 1 Dec 2017
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        Mike Retweeted The Onion

        You're closer to the truth than you know.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/936298310968672256 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Trump Retweets Video From Anti-Muslim Hate Group https://trib.al/a0DukJ2  pic.twitter.com/AjPbBXGImw
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      4. Megan‏ @Nezumi_Youjo 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ChairmanMaouth @momgollum and

        Yep, he did that. A hate group that has ties to the murder of Jo Cox, even.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mark Maness‏ @markerman420 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion used to be funny

        6 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Rob That Grave, Igor, I Need Fresh Cadavers!‏ @Vermicious_Lid 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @markerman420 @TheOnion

        America used to be serious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Carol  🇺🇸‏ @jinxkies 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad how "Americans" want a President to fail... but I guess that's their Liberal tolerance coming out. #hypocrites

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      3. and you feel shame‏ @ShootItGonchar 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jinxkies @TheOnion

        Yeah, because republicans tried so hard to work with Obama and not obstruct him at every turn.pic.twitter.com/Yy7MR9yVCU

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. gazaa07‏ @gazaa07 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that what happened when he "drained the swamp"?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Bad-Past-Haver George Washington‏ @PlankySmith 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @usasteve2000 @TheOnion

        It's funny with Trump, the actual President of the "United" States

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      4. Bad-Past-Haver George Washington‏ @PlankySmith 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @usasteve2000 @TheOnion

        "My candidate" would have won. Bernie Sanders

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      1. Jon Downes‏ @JustTri 1 Dec 2017
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        Roaches deny this meeting ever happened, declaring it fake news. PS Make America great again. #trumpout

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      1. DTGTO‏ @DTGTObook 1 Dec 2017
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        The roaches love #MAGA - Make America Grubby Again

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