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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Dec 2017

    White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross https://trib.al/oyqFICe pic.twitter.com/sle1Ac3Lzm

    9:07 AM - 1 Dec 2017
    • 8,151 Retweets
    • 20,116 Likes
    • the shelfist.® Gaetan 'The Mole tinkerbitch ᖶl∩ƨµɐplbөʇ MobMajority Sofia Bentivoglio 🇺🇸 #RIPGOP 🏳️‍🌈 JaclynMartin Luzmerygaviria
    253 replies 8,151 retweets 20,116 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. DComixJustin‏ @DComixJustin 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tonicmole

        i totally get that this is a joke, but shit like this is a huge part of the problem that we're having nowadays

        8 replies 1 retweet 53 likes
      3. TonicMole‏ @tonicmole 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DComixJustin @TheOnion

        The problem is pretending everything is normal. We’ve been pretending for too long. Now it’s time to fight it out.😝

        2 replies 4 retweets 116 likes
      4. DComixJustin‏ @DComixJustin 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @tonicmole @TheOnion

        i mostly agree with you. but the progressive alt left needs to cut their shit out because if they get what they want we're all fucked.

        14 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. TonicMole‏ @tonicmole 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DComixJustin @TheOnion

        It all balances out. We need moderation, but right now, the biggest threat is fascism. We’ll worry about the far left later.

        4 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
      6. DComixJustin‏ @DComixJustin 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @tonicmole @TheOnion

        there is no threat of fascism... there are zero parallels between how our country works and fascism.

        7 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      7. Wanda‏ @WandaPsyched 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DComixJustin @tonicmole @TheOnion

        Keep denying the creeping fascism.

        1 reply 1 retweet 61 likes
      8. DComixJustin‏ @DComixJustin 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WandaPsyched @tonicmole @TheOnion

        and you keep yelling out "fascism" without supporting your claim in any legitimate way whatsoever.

        6 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      9. TonicMole‏ @tonicmole 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DComixJustin @WandaPsyched @TheOnion

        I don’t have to. A billionaire appears to have worked with Russia to discredit our intelligence agencies and the media in an attempt to corrupt our political process, undo civil rights advances, dramatically increase the power of the presidency and remove all checks and balances.

        6 replies 7 retweets 75 likes
      10. 3 more replies
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      2. CircusRebel‏ @CircusDrew 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “The photo may be fake, but the threat is real.” -@SarahHuckabee

        11 replies 33 retweets 389 likes
      3. David H Kennedy‏ @Minion2007 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CircusDrew @TheOnion @SarahHuckabee

        Last resident should have been hung from the Christmas Tree to complete the picture

        12 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Chris Connolly‏ @ChrisConnolly_ 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Minion2007 @CircusDrew and

        Wow. That is a truly horrible suggestion.

        4 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Peter Crowley‏ @PeterCrowley 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be followed by ceremonial burning of incriminating documents.

        1 reply 3 retweets 49 likes
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      2. JC Hawkins‏ @Floridamiz1 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @leahmcelrath

        White House replaces Michelle Obama's Garden with a replica of The Maze in the Shining.pic.twitter.com/1vGUhXHzlU

        4 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. VNW‏ @CocoaPuffGrl 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Floridamiz1 @TheOnion @leahmcelrath

        WTF...Please tell me that this is a joke b/c if not then this is more confirmation of the status of tbe WH going from grace in the previous admin to disgrace with this admin.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. D.R. MacDonald‏ @PirateKiwi74 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CocoaPuffGrl @Floridamiz1 and

        Just look up Melanias Xmas decorations on google. Its a cry for help if ever there was one.. So bleak and cold.... As her life must be.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Diaxo Yomi‏ @generallycasual 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When the onion news starts to look like real news.

        0 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
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      2. Matt Christensen‏ @MChristensen847 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does someone want to notify @TheOnion which political party actually burned crosses? 😬http://www.nationalreview.com/article/300432/party-civil-rights-kevin-d-williamson …

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Yung meme‏ @Kalam1tyPlays 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MChristensen847 @MattC2112 @TheOnion

        Parties switched in the 80s

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Matt Christensen‏ @MChristensen847 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Kalam1tyPlays @TheOnion

        What a convenient narrative for you. Did you even read the article I linked, or nah?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Yung meme‏ @Kalam1tyPlays 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MChristensen847 @TheOnion

        The article was flat-out incorrect. The Democrats DID lose control of the racist southerners in the 60s through 70s, voting results can attest to this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Matt Christensen‏ @MChristensen847 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Kalam1tyPlays @TheOnion

        Nonsense, and that’s not even the point of the article. Either you didn’t read it or you’re missing it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Yung meme‏ @Kalam1tyPlays 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MChristensen847 @MattC2112 @TheOnion

        They did, they might not have switched every politician, but new politicians in the 60s and 70s, the Democrats had a more progressive stance then their republican counterparts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. End of conversation

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