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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Nov 2017

    Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House Mantel To Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Decor https://trib.al/CtLIIYZ pic.twitter.com/d5ywi95fXz

    10:55 AM - 30 Nov 2017
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    MELANIA TRUMP
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      2. Lisa‏ @JezebelNC 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        She has a decaying beaver over the bed to keep the Donald away.

        3 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. Doug‏ @DougTheFresh 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JezebelNC @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        PLOT TWIST: The beaver is Trump.

        0 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        You can't overlook the accents. Yes, the decaying badger is the focal point, but the stones on the mantle from desecrated grave sites really ties everything together.

        2 replies 2 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Nathanielle Crawford‏ @NathanielleSean 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        You mean Trump just let her take his toupee?

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      1. Hillary Miller‏ @CricketArt67 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        That woman is used to seeing a lot of dead meat

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      1. AJ Phillips‏ @aime2smile 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        You are now completely responsible for the big stain on my top which is a result from having spewed out my tea upon reading this headline! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Jack‏ @RockNDnHwy 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Sure she wasn’t drying hubbies hairpiece????

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      1. Oddballs Podcast‏ @TheOddballsPod 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Ah yes, the yule badger carcass

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      2. Tay‏ @littletrashking 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        @NicKarshner why is this so funny to me

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Sierra  🐝‏ @sierranicci 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @littletrashking @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Bc it's hilARIOUS

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Mama Llama‏ @mamalama317 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Except it’s gold plated, right?

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      1. Boo!lshevik Endorser‏ @DickCheneyFacts 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There were surely 100 better ways to write this joke without going all Borat with it. Your punchline here is basically "Ha, ha dumb savage Slovenes,we don't know either but sounds Eastern and exotic, LAFFS!"

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      1. fluxus‏ @fluxus2 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Happy Holidays!

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      1. fezfrog‏ @BoulderFezfrog 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Hufflepuffs unite in protest! Someone tell J.K. Rowling!

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      2. Lusca of the Corn‏ @Landlusca 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Unites the country with all-encompassing woodland curse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. houdini77‏ @houdini77 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Landlusca @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Internet winner (Vinner in Malaria speak) of the day! 5 Bambis!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖

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      2. Boris Kusnetzov‏ @BKusnetzov 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Poor girl. Sold her soul. Wonder what horrible things go on behind closed doors...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Boris Kusnetzov‏ @BKusnetzov 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BKusnetzov @TheOnion @MELANIATRUMP

        Imagine having that horrible old maniac slobbering over your body. Ewwww...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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