She has a decaying beaver over the bed to keep the Donald away.
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PLOT TWIST: The beaver is Trump.
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You can't overlook the accents. Yes, the decaying badger is the focal point, but the stones on the mantle from desecrated grave sites really ties everything together.
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You mean Trump just let her take his toupee?
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That woman is used to seeing a lot of dead meat
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You are now completely responsible for the big stain on my top which is a result from having spewed out my tea upon reading this headline!









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Sure she wasn’t drying hubbies hairpiece????
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Ah yes, the yule badger carcass
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@NicKarshner why is this so funny to me
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Bc it's hilARIOUS
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Except it’s gold plated, right?
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There were surely 100 better ways to write this joke without going all Borat with it. Your punchline here is basically "Ha, ha dumb savage Slovenes,we don't know either but sounds Eastern and exotic, LAFFS!"
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Happy Holidays!
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Hufflepuffs unite in protest! Someone tell J.K. Rowling!
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Unites the country with all-encompassing woodland curse.
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Internet winner (Vinner in Malaria speak) of the day! 5 Bambis!!















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Poor girl. Sold her soul. Wonder what horrible things go on behind closed doors...
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Imagine having that horrible old maniac slobbering over your body. Ewwww...
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