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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Nov 2017

    Trump Retweets Video From Anti-Muslim Hate Group https://trib.al/a0DukJ2 pic.twitter.com/AjPbBXGImw

    10:18 AM - 30 Nov 2017
    • 4,219 Retweets
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    • ˗ˏˋDudugsˎˊ˗ 🚽 Rob Whitehall Ⓥ keo sara Steadicam 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 🧟‍♂️ Samantha Shelley michael fitz Dean (Arch_Angel09) Charles Patz
    281 replies 4,219 retweets 12,429 likes
      1. informal wazock‏ @synthetic_9 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The world's gone full onion

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      1. Goku_Black Guy‏ @Tommy_W1587 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LogjamminPete

        You know this administration is fucked up when The Onion posts a real headline that sounds like an Onion article. 😂😂😂

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      1. pantagremlin‏ @pantagrapher 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. Dave S.‏ @Save_the_Daves 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meta.

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      1. Jessica Johnson‏ @Jessicajohn911 30 Nov 2017
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      1. Lenabenas‏ @lenabenas21 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😲 when Trumps actions are so absurd the Onion can report them as is we are in trouble.pic.twitter.com/dKV0MVg7Rz

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      1. (((Ami Schreiber)))‏ @shribr 30 Nov 2017
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      1. Joe Wasson‏ @joeywasson 30 Nov 2017
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      2. Kerri‏ @bluemajenta 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! The onion is now actually tweeting real headlines. Fact is now officially stranger than fiction.

        1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
      3. ^On 👋🏾‏ @The_Hip_NoTiCe 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @bluemajenta @TheOnion

        Wouldn’t it be crazy if their headlines were real all along lol?

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. an actual fuck up‏ @REALGarbageBoy 30 Nov 2017
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      1. Steve Milne‏ @SteveMilneNews 30 Nov 2017
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      1. William D. Adler‏ @williamadler78 30 Nov 2017
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      1. Ben Ferguson‏ @torontoben 30 Nov 2017
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      2. DeMarcus Davis‏ @DeMarcusRFNET 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well played, Onion. Well played.pic.twitter.com/FDF1pwduqt

        1 reply 2 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Shandy‏ @Shandy556 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Straight headline from The Onion. We have crossed over.

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
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      1. Rubab Zaidi‏ @lighthoused 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @jeremyscahill

        For the remainder of Trump's presidency, it would make perfect sense for The Onion to report on his behavior exactly as it is. Absurd is the new normal.

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