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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Nov 2017

    Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating https://trib.al/Jdl9SL3 pic.twitter.com/jM7Er6JbJh

    7:06 AM - 30 Nov 2017
    • 2,092 Retweets
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    • heather David Nate Shepard Scaryblaise. Boo or whatever. baiden 🔵 Glen 🎃 Ziggy Conlan Mooney Negr
    44 replies 2,092 retweets 7,111 likes
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      2. Slee‏ @streetcreditor 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PaNormandin

        Unacceptable! Why do we glorify this?! 😕 With all the risks of infections! Operating rooms are sterile for a reason, this arrogant surgeon should lose his right to practice!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @streetcreditor @TheOnion @PaNormandin

        He plays by his own rules. Women want him. Men want to be him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. ItchyCrochet Designs‏ @itchycrochet 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @dasbub @streetcreditor and

        To be fair he's so bad ass men probably want him too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @itchycrochet @streetcreditor and

        I both want him AND want to be him, wanting myself.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Slee‏ @streetcreditor 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @dasbub @itchycrochet and

        Where's the out cry for this? We put these surgeons on such a pedestal! He should obey the same rules as everyone else! He's no badass, he's just a menace to society! 😡

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Alpaslan Kılavuz‏ @1337K1Ng 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @streetcreditor @dasbub and

        Every serial killer woman want him and every serial killer man want to be him. He can get away with at least 1 murder with this setup claiming it was a test to improve precision or testing a cleaning product etc..

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Slee‏ @streetcreditor 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @1337K1Ng @dasbub and

        You guys are Trump supporters, no doubt! Nobody is accountable ever, unless it fits your freedom to harm people and be "rebellious"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Alpaslan Kılavuz‏ @1337K1Ng 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @streetcreditor @dasbub and

        pic.twitter.com/8AynZ3oXTv

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Spooky Ethan 💖 💜 💙‏ @crazyquantum 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/BXouhwxGho

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      1. Susan Tsai‏ @isteaus 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes- the only thing worse is if he were a colorectal surgeon

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      2. Sam Strachan‏ @SamStrachan12 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Opinion on this Mrs Beauchamp? @queenbeauchamp_ Worse than someone’s water-breaking mid surgery??😅

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Sam Strachan‏ @SamStrachan12 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrsBeauchamp__ @TheOnion

        One you can probably recall first hand.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. Sam Strachan‏ @SamStrachan12 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrsBeauchamp__ @TheOnion

        Should of taken maternity leave. #alwaysnexttime?

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      8. Sam Strachan‏ @SamStrachan12 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MrsBeauchamp__

        Nothing will ever stop you working?

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      2. Hannah Hoefs ¨̮‏ @hanhoefs 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DavidpCollins28 this is me in chem lab

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. David Collins‏ @DavidpCollins28 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @hanhoefs @TheOnion

        DANGEROUS

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