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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Nov 2017

    Alex DeLarge Forced To Step Down As Leader Of Droogs Amidst Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct https://trib.al/U1TXA9e pic.twitter.com/6ybyTnfhir

    2:17 PM - 29 Nov 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Nov 2017

        "We have been forced to remove Mr. DeLarge from his post due to the startling accusations of sexual impropriety that have come to light." https://trib.al/BjTZX6U pic.twitter.com/NfWGuUIVCv

        17 replies 241 retweets 833 likes
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      2. Kevin Patrick‏ @KPSwift21 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ScottRChandler It was bound to catch up with him sooner or later. I hear he's also now lactose intolerant. Rough week.

        3 replies 2 retweets 74 likes
      3. Scott Chandler‏ @ScottRChandler 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KPSwift21 @TheOnion

        Who knew that the "old in-out, in-out" was against company policy?

        1 reply 1 retweet 65 likes
      4. Kevin Patrick‏ @KPSwift21 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ScottRChandler @TheOnion

        Ugh. Now HR is gonna have to do seminars-"Signs of Ultraviolence in the Workplace". Really going to affect morale.

        0 replies 7 retweets 62 likes
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      2. Chris Muzyka‏ @ChrisMuzyka 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Han Solo To Step Down As Rebellion General After Allegations Of Harassment On Princess Leia In The Millenium Falcon Maintenance Closet When They Were Inside That Giant Asteroid Worm

        5 replies 11 retweets 61 likes
      3. Brent Boochard‏ @brent_bouchard 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChrisMuzyka @TheOnion

        Lets not forget solos grope on the moon of endor.pic.twitter.com/xXAGM8VfEr

        1 reply 4 retweets 33 likes
      4. Chris Muzyka‏ @ChrisMuzyka 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @brent_bouchard @TheOnion

        Ha! Well now we need to start a band called Solo's Grope. We'll be indie folk darlings!

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
      5. Brent Boochard‏ @brent_bouchard 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChrisMuzyka @TheOnion

        Im in.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. bengalskandal  🖤 💛◢ ◤‏ @josefinelinden 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @brent_bouchard @ChrisMuzyka @TheOnion

        That's what he said

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Alex Jay Brady‏ @AlexJayBrady 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was Clockeroom Talk

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      2.  🌴 The Tropical Cow  🐄‏ @Tropicow 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Harrison Ford forced to denounce sexual misconduct with androids.pic.twitter.com/8Ct9GKNnGv

        4 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
      3. Stephen troyh‏ @TroyhStephen 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Tropicow @TheOnion

        Others have Replicated his actions.....like tears in rain

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. Rex T‏ @rexdbr1 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Question 1: who is Alex DeLarge Question 2: what are Droogs

        7 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Jıll Ƒoltz‏ @MadeSadEasily 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @rexdbr1

        Is Google down?

        2 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
      4. Trumptastic‏ @TrumptasticNH 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MadeSadEasily @rexdbr1

        That was a cute response.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Kevin CovFeFe  🇺🇸‏ @cyprinut 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too much of the old "in-out, in-out."

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      2.  💀Auntie Skeleton 💀‏ @TheTHBandit 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The victim would not accept his appy polly logies.

        2 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
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      1. Broncos Report‏ @Broncos_Report 29 Nov 2017
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        Welly, welly, welly...

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