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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Nov 2017

    Al Roker Stares Crestfallen At Matt Lauer Tattoo On Own Torso https://trib.al/IrjaZVl pic.twitter.com/iJgkSvmu4B

    1:19 PM - 29 Nov 2017
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    35 replies 902 retweets 3,437 likes
      1. Steve Sheridan‏ @spsheridan 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon? Naw, not for The Onion.

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      1. jordan denny‏ @j_den5 29 Nov 2017
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        @SSuddeth119 this is too much 😂

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi 29 Nov 2017
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        This is a ruse. Everyone knows the Lauer tattoo is on his butt.

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      1. simon good‏ @simongood999 29 Nov 2017
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        Al Roker submits formal investigation into sexual misconduct on himself by himself.

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      1. Cobretti‏ @MarrionCobretti 29 Nov 2017
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        I love you so much right now @TheOnion

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      1. Semper Esurientem‏ @the_brito_ 29 Nov 2017
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        @PyroPenguin45

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      1. Kyle Dennin‏ @KyleDennin 29 Nov 2017
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        @ConGrabowski

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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam 29 Nov 2017
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        Newsflash @TheOnion , men have been chasing tail for 200,000 years. Too short a period to evolve complete control of big brain over the little one.

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      1. Tom Augustine‏ @TomAuggie 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        Poor Al thought HE was the only one locked in Matt’s office.

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      1. Jeremiah John‏ @JeremiahWJohn 29 Nov 2017
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        That tattoo is *nice*. I bet he got the Wall Street Journal portrait artist to do it.

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      1. huskydog‏ @huskydog 29 Nov 2017
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        Swore that it would have been Willard Scott!

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      2. The Amish Texter™  ❌‏ @the_amish_txtr 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this the pic of him dropping a deuce in his tighty whiteys at the Barack O'Claus White House?

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      3. Silverback Marketing‏ @CigarPuss 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @the_amish_txtr @TheOnion

        He does look distraught and searching for a square after Haji and Moochelle removed all the toilet paper for its white privilege

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      2. PRAYYOGII8‏ @prayyogii8 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why i feel like Al Roker next

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      2. Z a c h a r y  🚼‏ @Fringeyzach 29 Nov 2017
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        @Queen_of_Kappa

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      1. Philly Yank‏ @PhillyYank 30 Nov 2017
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        Sad Sad Sad

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      1. ColoCPA‏ @Sarcasm4every1 30 Nov 2017
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        Funny. I have one of Al Roker in the same place.

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