The only flaw in a perfect satire - it was a bipartisan effort. Not sure Congress is capable of even a bipartisan sacrifice at this point.
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Really at this point, would we be surprised if that actually happened?
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I thought the exact same thing
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Um...this is funny??
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You've got some fine Photoshop experts!
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Perfect. On spot
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Dark, even for you guys.
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Oh you must be traumatized


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Yes, the concept (even in jest) of murdering infants is abhorent, especially since it actually occurs.
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You must be new to satire
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Timely.
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Amazing scoop, how come CNN and MSNBC are reporting on this?
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Your guess is as good as mine my friend.
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I am crying LMAO!!!!
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That is just sick. He should be ashamed of himself for this evil deed!
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"Heroes throw future Twitter user into river"
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I thought you were supposed to be satire??
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