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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Nov 2017

    Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs https://trib.al/dhGvxLB pic.twitter.com/K8j55LArhI

    5:26 AM - 29 Nov 2017
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      1. Watcher Rat‏ @DurandalRAI 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit Onion, don't give DeVos any ideas!

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      1.  ☠️ scaredinand ☠️ 🎃 ⚰️‏ @Ferrouranium 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish that is true

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      1. Hoknachainik‏ @hoknachainik 29 Nov 2017
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        Everyone will get an A in Dementia

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      2. Mike D the Carpathian‏ @MikeDForThree 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think "have learned" is present perfect tense if you want to be technical about it.

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      3. Dac Cederberg‏ @DacCederberg 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MikeDForThree @TheOnion

        Learned is the past participle of learn. Have is present perfect, but I guess past participle counts as past tense.

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      1. Nadia.‏ @NadiaRosas 12 Dec 2017
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        @dianushka_96

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      1. Steve Russell‏ @SRRussell0 30 Nov 2017
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        They'll keep cutting until it gets to football

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      1. Chris the Blue‏ @Chris_the_Blue 29 Nov 2017
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        She makes me think of an older Karen from Theater Class. And now I'm sad cuz now i remember that Theater Class will never ever be finished.pic.twitter.com/YEOKneNgwN

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      1. Zo Mai‏ @ZoMaIdI 29 Nov 2017
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        And here I was, thinking schools were only doing away with children's future

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      1. Teresa Colleen‏ @TeriColleen 29 Nov 2017
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        They di what?

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 29 Nov 2017
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        Good - live in the now!pic.twitter.com/OZABwzV0wJ

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Nov 2017
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        A meeting is being held on how to address went. As in I went to school. it does not contain an ed but suggests past tense. Stay tuned.

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      1. Andrew Baker‏ @brakerbaker 29 Nov 2017
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        Past participle!!! That’s not simple past tense! Your satire is finally falling on its face.

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 29 Nov 2017
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        All Of Us Will Unlearn!

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      2. Rob‏ @The_Wilgusaurus 29 Nov 2017
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        @ThePoopBoy

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      4. Rob‏ @The_Wilgusaurus 29 Nov 2017
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        I learn good at school

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      1. Wayne Morse‏ @azriel71 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gees, I feel really terrible for laughing at the headline, but damn, that’s funny! #WednesdayWisdom

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      1. Joe Lukas‏ @JosephLukas1776 29 Nov 2017
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        Who needs the past or #history anyway?

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