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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

      Teacher Frustrated No One In Beginner Yoga Class Can Focus Chakras Into Energy Blast https://trib.al/mCBxRgN pic.twitter.com/aEkmFkK0nt

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

      "This class is pathetic. It’s like they can’t grasp the first thing about concentrating their third-eye energy in the hakini mudra pose to generate the swirling sublime ball of the energy blast." https://trib.al/l6wSbCP pic.twitter.com/YOhln7UMZ6

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        1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 28 Nov 2017
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          You gotta want it 💥pic.twitter.com/F0AQgM1VM7

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        1. Jay Badger‏ @JBadger315 29 Nov 2017
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          They can’t even do a Yoga Flame

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        1. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 29 Nov 2017
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          Someone needs to call Dhalsim from street fighter to show them how its done.

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        1. Sheila‏ @ClassicGirl147 28 Nov 2017
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          I think I'm in this class

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        1. ?‏ @MalacathBarathe 28 Nov 2017
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          They need to learn the moonsault.

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        1. TarrefSimon‏ @refee00 28 Nov 2017
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          My first protest & my sign gets straight to the point. No CGI here. This is the real one (Original). pic.twitter.com/oTcIIKyCpb
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