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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

    ‘The Onion’ Has Obtained Exclusive Information From Jaime Phillips About Roy Moore’s Sexual Indiscretions https://trib.al/xefLi2a pic.twitter.com/i1k28SzQGZ

    11:56 AM - 28 Nov 2017
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    58 replies 383 retweets 1,343 likes
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      2. Tyler Takemoto‏ @Tyler_Takemoto 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MAJOR SCOOP. Why isn't the #MSM covering this??? @washingtonpost @nytimes @cnn

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
      3. Brown  🐿‏ @kwaptwap 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Tyler_Takemoto @TheOnion and

        I don’t even know what to do with this. Well played. Or if you’re serious, in which case it would still be well played.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Lemount Griffin‏ @lioneaglegrifyn 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @kwaptwap @Tyler_Takemoto and

        Poe's law strikes again!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Brown  🐿‏ @kwaptwap 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mattdpearce

        The layers of irony are too many; how many more layers before a vortex emerges and swallows us all whole?

        3 replies 1 retweet 59 likes
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      1. The Fang‏ @Bang_Bang_Pang 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Long live The Onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Max Haskell‏ @Max_Haskelll 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion, pioneers of true justice and solely responsible for upholding the pillars of Democracy!

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      2. Bill arndt‏ @electech55 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this woman was found to be in league with Project Veritas. I'd love for another nail in Moore's coffin but don't let spinmasters spin to discredit the real victims.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mattpenguin‏ @RotoPenguin 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @electech55 @TheOnion

        #thatsTheJoke

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Xavier‏ @RoninRunnerX 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A story so scandalous the Washington Post refuses to tell it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Brad Hoganson‏ @hoagmaster 28 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/6KrTKFD7No

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      1. Trump Is A Crime Against Humanity‏ @onemogitire 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely getting that Pulitzer finally this year!

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      1. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pbump

        Jesus Christ satire is indistinguishable from real life

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      1. David Spivak‏ @dsspivak 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @pbump

        This is where our country is... the onion is breaking stories about politics.

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      1. idahogie‏ @danielmhenry 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I KNEW @JamesOKeefeIII was trustworthy and reliable enough to have his fabricated story published in a fine journalistic outfit such as yours!

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      1. Steven Streets 🎺‏ @StevenStreets 28 Nov 2017
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        I hope that's a microphone he's holding. My eyes went bad many editions of Penthouse ago.

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      2. Wits McGee‏ @wits_mcgee 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is trolling the @washingtonpost . This is too funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mattpenguin‏ @RotoPenguin 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @wits_mcgee @TheOnion @washingtonpost

        So close.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tom‏ @TEDX2000 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fantastic reporting by The Onion and a story the msm and the fake news, especially the fake newspaper the Washington Post, are refusing to cover.

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