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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

    Teacher Frustrated No One In Beginner Yoga Class Can Focus Chakras Into Energy Blast https://trib.al/mCBxRgN pic.twitter.com/aEkmFkK0nt

    9:41 AM - 28 Nov 2017
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

        "This class is pathetic. It’s like they can’t grasp the first thing about concentrating their third-eye energy in the hakini mudra pose to generate the swirling sublime ball of the energy blast." https://trib.al/l6wSbCP pic.twitter.com/YOhln7UMZ6

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      1. Irwin Gregor‏ @Sir_Irwin 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @vexvoir

        pic.twitter.com/EvCTtwSzIa

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Teacher blown through window by energy blast from newest students ken and ryu in yoga fighter advanced class. Classes to be postponed.

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      1. TLGodsey‏ @tl_godsey 28 Nov 2017
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        Maybe you need to show them a little anime. It might help.pic.twitter.com/monKDJaV5g

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 28 Nov 2017
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        Ok ok I'll join the DBZ gif party! 😂pic.twitter.com/CCMjsPzMiC

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      1. Giovanni‏ @G_ography3 28 Nov 2017
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        This lady thinks she's training the prince of saiyans

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      2. Erin Wilkerson‏ @ewilks0301 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @pickleroach

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      4. Erin Wilkerson‏ @ewilks0301 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @pickleroach @TheOnion

        Idk I just fall over a lot.

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      1. Murder Smurf Militia‏ @jordanturner07 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've only seen it happen once, so I don't know why she's frustrated. It's quite rare.

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      2. PM‏ @LapsedWeegie 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the kind of frustration that comes from believing in unsustainable notions which have no foundation in reality. Wise up.

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      3. Chris (Robotbeat) 🗽 🖖🏾‏ @Robotbeat 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LapsedWeegie @TheOnion

        *woosh*!

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      2. Humble Braggers‏ @humblebraggers 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @qwelis_

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      3. Landon.‏ @Landonmakesart 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @humblebraggers @TheOnion

        i bet jeff can

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      1. Cade Weisberg‏ @CadeWeis 28 Nov 2017
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        they need to learn the hand seals first

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak 28 Nov 2017
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        #haduuuuken!

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      1. sol‏ @oceandyke 29 Nov 2017
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        elon musk liked this tweet. why is that so funny

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