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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Nov 2017

    Al Franken Tearfully Announces Intention To Step Down From Role As Harasser Of Women https://trib.al/GwQBDTP pic.twitter.com/r3Ugj5gtLu

    9:10 AM - 28 Nov 2017
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    U.S. Senator Al Franken and Al Franken
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      1. faithm‏ @flm22 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BallantineScott and

        A leopard can NOT change his spots. Franken has been a life long sexual perv.

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      2. David‏ @datsun_d 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        Roy Moore defiantly plans to continue pursuing underage children.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. kenneth p. mullis‏ @mullis_p 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @datsun_d @TheOnion and

        Moore has been married for the past 33 years. And all evidence suggests with complete fidelity. How about you?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jim Benson‏ @jmbenson1491 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mullis_p @datsun_d and

        These hacks aren't concerned with the truth: it is inconvenient for them. They don't mind destroying a man's live & his families so long as they can bring chaos in the name of politics...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. David‏ @datsun_d 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jmbenson1491 @mullis_p and

        Scary that none of you are concerned for the children this man preyed on. Shame on you.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Jim Benson‏ @jmbenson1491 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @datsun_d @mullis_p and

        God has a special place for slanderers. We are a country built on Law, which includes Due Process. Judging a man guilty based on one dubious source who comes forward after the WAPO goes to AL looking for "dirt" on Moore, should give anyone pause for the validity of such a claim

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      7. David‏ @datsun_d 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jmbenson1491 @mullis_p and

        God has a place for those that ignore the facts to protect pedophiles. I hope you feel safe inside your bubble sir.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. kenneth p. mullis‏ @mullis_p 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @datsun_d @jmbenson1491 and

        What are you or who are you talking about being a pedophile?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. M.E. Newhart‏ @M_E_Newhart 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        What about Trump harasser of Elisabeth Warren calling her Pocahontas that a classic example of work place harassment.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. ChrisRehm‏ @javadisciple 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @M_E_Newhart @TheOnion and

        But the part where she lied about her heritage to get a job and again for votes, not to be mentioned? What's the rule there?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jim P. Corney‏ @JamesPCorney 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @eddiecarl4468 and

        He boldly informed all of us that he's very sorry that he's a Sexist Creep Senator. He's also very sorry if we don't like that he is a Sexist Creep Senator. He will attempt to continue to be an even better Sexist Creep Senator... Lordy! #DEMentiaRules #FrankenResign

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      1. jt7576‏ @Deven10175 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MariaBonanno9 and

        So he says What has he done that would make you believe that Resign would be a great start He is a politician so he is a lier because politicians do not tell the truth

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      1. Free your Mind‏ @soggystella1 Jan 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        No Putin help needed. The Old Democratic party is done. #Sanders2020

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      1. Deplorable Metazip‏ @Metazip 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SRFitzptrck and

        @SenAlFrank is a JOKE!

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      1. ChrisRehm‏ @javadisciple 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        Luckily, it seems there are plenty of statesmen on both sides of the aisle ready to pick up the baton.

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      1. Thats MR DREGs to you!‏ @junqstuff 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @physicsgeek @SenFranken @alfranken IDK Not sure he's committed to step down It's habitual

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      1. VANILLA CHEESECAKE‏ @BrentRayHuiras1 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Dana_TFSJ and

        So yer tellin me we will have no Congressional Harrasser of Women Caucus?!! HIPOCRCY I SAY!!

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        Like so many before while the desire to compete remains strong the sport moves on without him.Age catches up to us all.

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      1. Amajed‏ @Peter23260097 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken @alfranken

        He just needs to tide it out until end of the news cycle then hes good to go

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