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Funny and ironic articles for the most part
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They have plenty of shootings as it is.
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Endorsed by the NRA
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not funny.
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I believe the City Council was quoted, "Maybe the shooters will buy pizza while they're here. It'll be good for tourism!" Meanwhile, the Council voted to tax citizens' breathing - while it lasts, that is.
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That’s REALLY messed up Bravo!
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@TheOnion: Chicago Announces New Tax Breaks To Attract Major New York, LA Shootings https://trib.al/d5vB0YX pic.twitter.com/qMB2L2yVME"
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Chicago , Chicago the place for a thug! Chicago, Chicago a place to get mugged!
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Dark!!
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Jesus Christ too real lmao
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