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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Nov 2017

    Poll: Majority Of Americans Still Remember Where They Were When Gandalf Fell Into Abyss https://trib.al/7JUvvA9 pic.twitter.com/cEIZaqF82j

    7:16 PM - 27 Nov 2017
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      2. Sarah 🗨️ 🕵🏼‍♀️‏ @LadyDanio 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SeanSandulak

        Oh come ON. Spoilers, much? How rude!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LadyDanio @TheOnion @SeanSandulak

        You shall not, PASS go and collect 200 dollars.pic.twitter.com/maEgW98CwL

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      1. Matt Gale‏ @MW_Gale 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Still can't believe Snape did that.

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      1. Jon Russell‏ @theCrazyRussell 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Came home after a long shift. Heard the reports from family and friends. Was devastated. Couldn't sleep that night.

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      1. Kris Lashbrook‏ @OrphanCrippIer 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just like yesterday, was told not to pass

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      2. Nosmo King‏ @RevAndyKarlson 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually true and not a comedy joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Adam L.‏ @UpstateAdamL 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricaHayes87

        I had my ass planted in a movie theater.

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      1. clarian north‏ @clarianmusic 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i was in the movie theater

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      1. DutchBoy  🇳🇱 🇺🇸‏ @gjvankempen 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1973 - reading the book for the first time

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      1. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess I was passing. I mean nobody there to stop me.

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      1. Mr P♤♡♤♧‏ @BayonetDivision 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We pulled over on the side of the road, staring at one another in disbelief.

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      1. Roger Ledgister‏ @roger_ledgister 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Flying...like fools.

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      1. D-D-D-Derp‏ @mtdoak 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fellowship or two towers version?

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      1. Nick‏ @cnkirch1215 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jeez spoiler alert?

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      1. ThatOnePotatoGamer‏ @AlexPotato123 27 Nov 2017
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        I was watching it with my family after we got a bunch of boxes of pizza and before we started eating, my dad said the magical words; "lets have a movie night and let the kids stay up late" i was like 10 years old at the time

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      1.  🎃‏ @SourShoesin2s 27 Nov 2017
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        @therealwpeters

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