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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Nov 2017

    Supposed Adult Pays Man To Sit In Room And Listen To Him Talk About His Feelings https://trib.al/vvOBg5H pic.twitter.com/3AhMESHz1j

    6:35 PM - 27 Nov 2017
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      2. Catherine O‏ @CatherineStevie 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Boo. Way off, onion. I’m disappointed. The true sign of adulthood is knowing when to utilize outside resources to solve personal/interpersonal problems. Adulthood is not mocking those people who are emotionally self-aware. Do better.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. ˢᵘᶜᵏ ˢᵏᶦⁿ ᴼᶠᶠ ᴹʸ ᴰᶦᶜᵏ‏ @LittleBigJr 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CatherineStevie @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ibYy3s46CQ

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      4. Catherine O‏ @CatherineStevie 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LittleBigJr @TheOnion

        Yeah, struggling to see how this article has any benefit to anyone. Judging people for having feelings is tired, lazy, and totally useless. If the last sentence is supposed to be the “twist ending,” it’s totally insufficient. It’s just bad.

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      1. Sweet Baby Ray's‏ @raysergi 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Come on...I love the onion, but this one missed the mark, mental issues aren't a joke.

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      1. Kristin Bauer‏ @IamKristinBauer 27 Nov 2017
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        It's called therapy. Done it many times

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      1. Adam  🌻 James‏ @ScarySpaceMan 27 Nov 2017
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        This isn't funny...

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      1. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, you tell em Onion! Real adults don't express their "feelings"! They're supposed to self medicate with chain smoking and hard drinking, and die of a heart attack before 65, the way our grandparents did it! That's the American way! 🇺🇸

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      1. Rhonda Haigh‏ @Cashquepdc 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Weak. You’re usually on point but not this one.

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      1. MWT‏ @Kayar 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Umm... adults are allowed to have feelings too. And sometimes they even need to talk about them.

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      1. Brett Park‏ @RealBrettPark 27 Nov 2017
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        Not funny in the least.

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      1. Alexis Flower‏ @alexisflower 27 Nov 2017
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        what's with the cheap shots lately?

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      1. brouhaha‏ @brouhaha 27 Nov 2017
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        Adulting is hard.

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      1. Elizabeth McKay‏ @dark_eyes2016 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoa. Why the hate for mental health support? Not funny, Onion.

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      1. Manbea R. Piggy III‏ @Imanbearpiggy 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        I love you @TheOnion but this article will cause serious harm to many people for whom their therapist is the most important person in their life. There is nothing funny about mental illness. At all. Pls take this article down, because u r good people. #PTSD #depression #Stigma

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      1. Kyle Veley‏ @MadebyforceKyle 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow, surprised by the amount of people who follow The Onion yet have no sense of humor

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      1. Puppy Pundit‏ @Perrypeppu 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woah, missed the mark on this one. Not exactly cutting-edge satire to further stigmatize mental illness...

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Shhh, I'm trying to major in psychology dammit

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      1. Justin Rosenschein‏ @rosensjs195 13 Dec 2017
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        nice angle

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      1. Joanne Lawrence  🍁‏ @to_jlawrence 29 Nov 2017
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        This is bad and you should feel bad

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      1. crystal crafts‏ @paintercrystal 28 Nov 2017
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        Trump

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