Ha, reminds me of the Simpsons hat-campic.twitter.com/DB5DXYs69Q
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Oh goddamn it Onion! I've got a good gig going here and you're gonna ruin it!
The Onion WOULD be the first news outlet to figure us out...
I can actually see him falling for this

Oh what a great flower. It's a bigly flower.
Good. Good. Much better. Much better. 
I admit that's funny.
lol! That might just work!
yeah I care thiss much about trump.
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