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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2017

    Gross Doctors Recommend Drinking 8 Warm Cups Of Clam Juice A Day https://trib.al/UpUEfUE pic.twitter.com/nJGfxwiXit

    12:37 PM - 26 Nov 2017
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      1. Humans are the real monsters‏ @Tokyo2Slim 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Back in the olden days here in Seattle, Ivar Haglund (Ivar's is a local seafood shop) had a sign outside his restaurant stating that he would not sell more than 3 cups of clam nectar to any married man without written permission from his wife.

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      2. Mel fast‏ @melffunction 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BCFerrys

        So I need to dial it back a bit then?

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      3. BCFerrys‏ @BCFerrys 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @melffunction @TheOnion

        You wouldn’t want to start a clamine.

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      1. It’s Actually Krassenstein’s Monster ♿️‏ @g3thaunted 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better than Mountain Dew

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      2. Leonard Houx‏ @leonardhoux 26 Nov 2017
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        @AndreasTrolf

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      3. Andreas Trolf‏ @AndreasTrolf 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @leonardhoux @TheOnion

        Well, I'd certainly like to see the science behind these outlandish claims!

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      2. Pezizales Pizzicato‏ @DouglasEich 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Add a splash of vodka and it's called a 'seasick.'

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      1. neil‏ @pepperman60 26 Nov 2017
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        A clam a day keeps everyone away

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      1. David Kotschessa‏ @dkotschessa 26 Nov 2017
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        You know clamato is a thing, right?

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      1. Jack Cashion‏ @JackFreeCash 26 Nov 2017
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        @noahguiney

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a doctor, I personally recommend crab juice. #TheSimpsons

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      1. Diana Hunte‏ @HunteDiana 27 Nov 2017
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        I will have to get some more science on that

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      1. Slex‏ @Lex__Go 26 Nov 2017
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        @MorganNMiller

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      1. Richard Harrison  🐸‏ @sapidlibtricky 26 Nov 2017
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        Euphemism for lady juice.

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      1. |PT|‏ @PaulyBoyCurtis 26 Nov 2017
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        Cant tell if this is @TheOnion or @nytimes anymore 🧐

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      1. Displaced African, MFA  ✊🏾 🇨🇷‏ @BlackOnFleek 26 Nov 2017
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        Better that than cum

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      1. Jer  🇨🇦‏ @BoozeDonkey 26 Nov 2017
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        get your New Years resolution ready early... #gross

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      1. Deep Bro‏ @DeepBro2 26 Nov 2017
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        ...said the trace elements in it would cure my groin lesions!

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