Back in the olden days here in Seattle, Ivar Haglund (Ivar's is a local seafood shop) had a sign outside his restaurant stating that he would not sell more than 3 cups of clam nectar to any married man without written permission from his wife.
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So I need to dial it back a bit then?
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You wouldn’t want to start a clamine.
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Better than Mountain Dew
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Well, I'd certainly like to see the science behind these outlandish claims!
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Add a splash of vodka and it's called a 'seasick.'
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A clam a day keeps everyone away
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You know clamato is a thing, right?
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As a doctor, I personally recommend crab juice.
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I will have to get some more science on that
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Euphemism for lady juice.
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Better that than cum
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get your New Years resolution ready early...
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...said the trace elements in it would cure my groin lesions!
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