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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2017

    Study Finds Humans Crave Sweet Foods Because They’re Weak—They’re Weak And They’re Small https://trib.al/pg5cphc pic.twitter.com/gsuAnOyCg6

    7:58 AM - 26 Nov 2017
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      1. politwit‏ @politwit 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, not that small anymore

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      1. The Tree‏ @thetree5k 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gimme that fucking muffin and no one gets hurt.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yo, Onion, you forgot that we are war mongering, abusive tyrants that only serve our own self-interests. But other than that, the article was spot on. Wiseau would be proud.pic.twitter.com/BFWLojjwuh

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      2.  🎃Bertie 💀Ruthbones 🕷‏ @cybernategg 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @eilidhmax is soy sweet

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      3.  💀 spooky scary sk-eilidh-ton  💀‏ @eilidhmax 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @cybernategg

        You've got it back to front, soy first, then you become weak, then you go for sweet things

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      1. Wolf‏ @lobowski 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @esteetabernac

        pic.twitter.com/42Pm1k9GHI

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      1. David Murphree‏ @DavidMurphree10 26 Nov 2017
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        Lol. You can say the same thing about religion

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      1. Dee‏ @deephil11 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @badjerry_1

        Hey, no fair … that’s hitting below the belt … and above it

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      2. Sarah Cline‏ @Sarah_Cline24 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @goodluckcharlez

        @ me next time

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      2. kylo jenner‏ @8x8casserole 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nickwritinstuff the onion out here burning you again

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      1. Author Shout‏ @AuthorShout 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @conwaymjames

        Sweet and Salty is the way to go. #weak

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      1. Dj‏ @DejoneJ 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ohhh yea

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      1.  👁‍🗨 ⓈⓉⒺⓋⒺ Ⓖ  🔞‏ @i_am_softlad 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @EmoPhilips

        Guilty as charged. 😝

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      1. Angel Rivera‏ @AngelRi23588451 26 Nov 2017
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        True.

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      1. Hidden Pearls‏ @HiddenPearlsUK 26 Nov 2017
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        Opps, that's the majority of the human race then!

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