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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2017

    Charlie Rose Presses Self About Sexual Harassment Allegations In Tense Charlie Rose Interview https://trib.al/siIP8nw pic.twitter.com/KQXD4QkDxd

    5:30 PM - 25 Nov 2017
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      2. colin chillag‏ @Cheetahchrome71 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every Rose has its porn

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Charlie Rose here folks! This interview was the toughest one I've ever done! First, I had to walk around naked outside & fondle my dog's breasts & buttocks. Women won't come near me anymore. After brutal self-examination, I proved my innocence! Daddy's back!

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      1. Francis Bubbleworth‏ @FBubbleworth 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        While chasing down Rose, Rose pressed further on Rose and only relented when Rose brought up the subjects of CBS, 60 Minutes and Edward R. MurrAH during which mutual masterbation began and continues to the present time.

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      1. Anthony Pingitore‏ @TPingitore 25 Nov 2017
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        If Charlie only pressed himself he wouldn't be in this predicament.

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      1. Greg Stanley‏ @GStanley71 25 Nov 2017
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        I saw that interview, it really seemed like Charlie let Charlie off light, asking softball q's and NO followup

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi 25 Nov 2017
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        It left him wanting more.

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      2. Eht Nacirema Maerd‏ @thaLast1Left 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know its probably a little harder for you guys to come up with satire these days...you know, with reality being as unbelievable as it is now lol

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      3. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @thaLast1Left @TheOnion

        That’s what makes it easier. Who would be mad at themselves for trying to have sex?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Eht Nacirema Maerd‏ @thaLast1Left 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mattgo90 @TheOnion

        Well, it wouldnt be satire if it is actually happening. It would just be, ya know, news.

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      1. gab.ai/ep365‏ @ep365_eric 29 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/zV2EX08MuB

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      1. Roy Richard‏ @Royrichard24Roy 27 Nov 2017
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        Tonight on an all new Charlie Rose... Charlie Rose out does himself by jerking out a powerful response from deep inside Charlie Rose !

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 27 Nov 2017
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        "Well, now we know what Charlie was thinking about all those times he clearly looked like he wasn't paying attention to guests on the show," a PBS staffer recently gasped, "not the ACA but just some more T&A."

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      1. Martha Avery‏ @CrasyMom2 26 Nov 2017
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        I am tired of everyone jumping on this ban wagon of accusations of sexual abuse. It happened long time ago and you had already moved on with your life then so do it now. You said or did nothing then don't live in the past. Let it go.

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      1. Duke9555‏ @duke9555 25 Nov 2017
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        When will he grope himself?

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      1. Spencer Bogad‏ @SpencerBogad 25 Nov 2017
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        @Homeyer_

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      1.  ☀️ 👀‏ @zei_nabq 25 Nov 2017
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        live footagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_6cRDwf6Y …

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      1. N. Baki‏ @TalkingTiger44 25 Nov 2017
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        🤣 🤣 😆

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