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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2017

    Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East https://trib.al/H4Bo526 pic.twitter.com/AWDx58RyBJ

    12:30 PM - 25 Nov 2017
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    • Eco Koh Tao East Bay PLOW Mishu Hilmy Cat in Boots 🐯🗽 Big Teets larkin🏳️‍🌈 NY Yankees Apologist Emily Sharp zinggoat
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Little does he know but the little old lady queueing at it has a fist full of coupons and is as mad as a box of frogs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WE RIDE!pic.twitter.com/g6eb8JxKoG

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      1. Josh Kruszynski‏ @jkruszyn 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @khejduk

        Uhhh @andyhendricks @annabelohio is that you?

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      2.  👻Say Woo to The Boo  👻‏ @LaCroixMinoyHoy 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fidget__sinner keep doing the lord's work, man. God spede & God bless

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      3. im scott now‏ @fidget_sinner 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LaCroixMinoyHoy @TheOnion

        i try to stay humble !

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      2. tomdddd‏ @bpivr 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Huh. Looks like the Jewel on Southport.

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      3. Ed‏ @edkrystosik 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @bpivr @TheOnion

        I think it's the old Jewels on Clark/Division. Could be wrong though.

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      1. Darren Sowards, very stable genius‏ @GPOTUSOAT 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kt_buzzo

        @mattish1992

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      2. Ken‏ @KublaKen 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Check out & exit. ↔️ The scourge of Costco.

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      3. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KublaKen @TheOnion

        Costco, where you subject yourself to being herded like cattle, to save money. @costcocanada #Costco #savingmoney #cattle

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      1. Gabrielle Faure‏ @MrsGeeLo 25 Nov 2017
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        @slopiccolo21

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      1. Ponchflipp Starsurfer‏ @Fildorn 25 Nov 2017
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        Oh Lord thank god the almighty spiderlord! #spiderLove In my country, #HailCanada #HailTuvalu , we go and hunt our #Turkey for the holydays. Just string our bows and booom #HungerGames @katniss #bullseye fortunate, here at #Antarctica they won't run top much #gobbelgobbel

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      1. Hypocrisy Hunter‏ @PogMoThoinTrump 25 Nov 2017
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        Obviously he is not at a Costco on a Sunday afternoon

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      1.  🐻theMcRiblet‏ @TheMcRiblet 25 Nov 2017
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        That man is a hero

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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 25 Nov 2017
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        You crossed the line

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