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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2017

    George R.R. Martin Announces Next Book To Feature Pixies, Dracula https://trib.al/1EuCZJ8 pic.twitter.com/qEHu4e4oIb

    11:15 AM - 25 Nov 2017
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      1. Bonnie Burton‏Verified account @bonniegrrl 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, I'd TOTALLY want to read a @GRRMspeaking book that teams up @PIXIES with Dracula.pic.twitter.com/C2UExI1yMv

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      1. Gene Kim‏ @RealGeneKim 25 Nov 2017
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        Hahaha! “..and will be on the Millennium Falcon… and I just added minions…”

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      2. A²rºn  🚫 🆒‏ @Quiptography 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        True Blood?

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 25 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/BIwB7TsRqy

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 25 Nov 2017
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        And bearded trolls, apparently...? EDIT: Oh, sorry, I honestly didn't know, I...I...don't even...

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      1. Honathan Jarrold‏ @JonHarrold 25 Nov 2017
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        The Draculas will be built up and built up, then arbitrarily killed

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      1. Roy Richard‏ @Royrichard24Roy 27 Nov 2017
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        For a moment after looking at the pic i thought David Letterman put some weight on... My bad

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      1. Chuck Somers‏ @fredjones92 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And IF you wanted to read it, you need only wait 10 years or so

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      1. Brandon Smith‏ @uptownallstarr 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fist pump!!!

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 25 Nov 2017
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        Cant wait to see how he shoehorns a feminist narrative into that.

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      1. Dave Woodall‏ @DaveyWoodall 25 Nov 2017
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        With Special Appearance by @KimDealMusic as Vanessa Van Helsing, who ultimately turns Black Francis back into the toad he is.

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      1. johnny o'sullivan‏ @putlock1 25 Nov 2017
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        Great! Love empic.twitter.com/bbFbEMWWbi

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      1. KP  🌸‏ @KPersists2017 25 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Cxy3vs6PvF

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      1. Jane Lane‏ @thestrangelife 25 Nov 2017
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        George RR Martin wrote true blood?

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      1. Maryl Vita‏ @IllCaesar 25 Nov 2017
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        It'll be a historical drama about the supernatural civil rights movement of the 2040s.

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      1. Aynov  💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣‏ @iyaayas1991 25 Nov 2017
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        With many penises?

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