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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2017

    Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends https://trib.al/Ia4jJ4K pic.twitter.com/GcQ3kWqE4Z

    6:15 AM - 25 Nov 2017
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    • Jackie Duford John Stuart Vignesh Kumar Ben Line Kevin Patrick™ DanRiehl Damned ≋y≋u≋n≋g≋ ≋c≋o≋c≋o≋n≋u≋t≋ Anastasia Barzee
    26 replies 602 retweets 2,552 likes
      1. hutthutt‏ @HuttHuttnDaButt 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “As of press time, Bobo was reportedly sprawled out on the floor of the laboratory, begging for more cocaine and offering to give researchers hand jobs in exchange for some.” Hahaha

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      1. jltdawg‏ @jltdawg 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he cashes out the 401k, it’s intervention time.

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      1. Rick Elton‏ @eltonrealty1 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then starts stealing from them

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      1. An Opinion‏ @noinipona 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t know how comfortable I am with cocaine studies being done on Bobo. Sounds like animal cruelty.

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      1. Luke Morris‏ @lukemorris10 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’d ask “do they start stealing to fund their cocaine habit aswell” but they are already little tea leafs when you watch them on tele 😂😂

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      1. JP‏ @jlpitts123 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zookeepers were suspicious when rolled up Benjamin's were found in his cagepic.twitter.com/HSIwHlAJTF

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      1. Roman Stefano‏ @lovetown 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coco digs the cocaína! ❄✊😁 #MrFreeze

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      1. Trent DeVenney‏ @trentdevo 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SalTyhunneds

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      1. kelly mceachern‏ @electricguy65 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually made me cry. That's humor right there

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      1. Aurelio Asiain‏ @aasiain 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Giorgioromero 👇🏼

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      1. Freddy Klondikes‏ @Klon7506 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They caught him stealing bananas and selling them for pennies on the dollar at the local pawn shop, just sad.

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      1. #WC2018BR‏ @WC2018BR 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is stealing grandma's bananas!

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      2. Antony Okuto‏ @Rwathmadhako 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Essentially, Bobo has become an asshole."

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      1. FennellAlec‏ @alec_fennell 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahah

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      1. joe connors‏ @joeconnors18 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Keep up the good work

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      1. joe connors‏ @joeconnors18 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious

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      1. THE Purdue University‏ @BoilerDSD89 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That chimp owes me money!!

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Poor guy.

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      1. Shawn Wallace‏ @swn140 25 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ape don't kill ape, but ape will lie to ape for some cocaine.

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