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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Nov 2017

    Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce https://trib.al/pBXkMC0 pic.twitter.com/EGlagwNUb1

    9:36 AM - 24 Nov 2017
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      1. MagpieKent.xxx  🐲‏ @Magpie_Kent 24 Nov 2017
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      1. You‏ @ruetabeaga 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer my pizza sauce to come from free range bulbous deformed creatures

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      1. Call Me Shorts Boy‏ @CallMeShortsBoy 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Such a misunderstood, majestic beast. They give us pizza sauce, but are reviled by the entire world

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      1. Jim‏ @jadoba 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better ingredients, better pizza!

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      1. JP‏ @jlpitts123 24 Nov 2017
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      1. Adan Garcia‏ @Culalam 24 Nov 2017
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        Papa John failed to learn from Jeff Goldblum's teleportation fails.

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      1. with density and justice for all‏ @justinrobertson 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mattdpearce

        Oh man, can't unsee.

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      1. Chris Day‏ @williemoeday 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's worse is people who use the young ones to cut them up into cutlets to make bulbous, deformed creature parmesan.

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      1. *It's all about selling Tide & Buicks* 🌹🕆‏ @ChollyGee 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is bullshit because nothing on a alt right pizza comes from a living thing

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      1. Tian Davis [天]‏ @tiandavis 24 Nov 2017
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        Don't worry, 11/2018 is just around the corner. Hang in there @TheOnion. Hang in there. ❤️

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      2. Trish LeBOO!  👻‏ @0taqueen 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @cultmetalflix

        Sweet baby Jesus

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      3. J.D.-Snaps 🍕 🍔 🍺 💩‏ @JD_Snapps 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @0taqueen @TheOnion @cultmetalflix

        They put him on the meat lovers pies.😋

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      4. Trish LeBOO!  👻‏ @0taqueen 29 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JD_Snapps @TheOnion @cultmetalflix

        pic.twitter.com/M290CnjiwO

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      2. Decomposing Titan‏ @DirectingTitan 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is this true @virgiltexas??

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      3. Spooky Scary SkeleChris‏ @thechrisleslie 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DirectingTitan @TheOnion @virgiltexas

        Huge if true

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      1. J 🏌🏼‏ @JarredRickey 24 Nov 2017
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        @Ryceporras @Watkins_Eli

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      1. Andrew Miller‏ @heyapm 24 Nov 2017
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        They’re bred to not be able to kneel or raise their fistulas in protest

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      1. astrophile‏ @cepoiu_denisa 24 Nov 2017
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        The animals strangely give me a Fallout 4 vibe.

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