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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Nov 2017

    NBC Camera Fails To Cut Away From Owners Booth In Time As Nude Jerry Jones Leaps Up From Hot Tub Following Touchdown https://trib.al/2Gh146v pic.twitter.com/SLqj8qtn8d

    2:40 PM - 23 Nov 2017
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      1. Your Average Cup of Joe Biden‏ @Apvches 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do I unopen a tweet

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      1. Jack Nawrocki‏ @jack_naw 23 Nov 2017
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        The game is actually on CBS #FakeNews

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      1. JP‏ @jlpitts123 23 Nov 2017
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        Appears Jerry is a little short, will he go for it?

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      1. Chris‏ @ChrisPho82 23 Nov 2017
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        This would require them to actually score a TD

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      1. Cammy‏ @b00tyopolis 23 Nov 2017
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        Time to stare at a lightbulb to forget...

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      1. josh - marsiswaiting‏ @jortle 23 Nov 2017
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        Shit, I’m a Cowboys fan and even I know he wont be doing that any time soon

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 23 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/lY42oOX05T

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      1. #IndictTraitor45 🇺🇸 🇵🇷‏ @Aponte7Mary 23 Nov 2017
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        Ewwwww, hope no one lost their dinner.

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      1. bart boof‏ @wario_chalmers 23 Nov 2017
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        this is ridiculous. clearly parody. can’t believe anyone would think this is real. the cowboys don’t score touchdowns! ughh #fakenews

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      1. Evil Russian in Texas‏ @EvilRussianBot 23 Nov 2017
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        What touchdown?

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      1. Lance Green‏ @Intellivision44 23 Nov 2017
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        Not today. Chargers will shut them out

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      2. Umoja Robinson‏ @ChedarCheese21 23 Nov 2017
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        @DannyRod75 @bubbasmailbox Oh lit

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 24 Nov 2017
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        Touchdown? What touchdown. We don't need no stinking touchdownpic.twitter.com/tNcX2hpLGZ

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 23 Nov 2017
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        Is he saying “go for one”?

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      1. Joey the Ghoulie‏ @ComicBookJoey 23 Nov 2017
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        JOKES ON YOU, DALLAS CAN'T SCORE A TOUCHDOWN!

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