ily @theonion but suicide jokes are not cool
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@TheOnion laid an egg with this one. Might want to avoid making jokes about suicide--no matter what day it is. Apology accepted in advance. Happy Thanksgiving, sirs/madams. -
Shut the darn up
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Thank you for sharing of your consciousness, TwistC. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Not cool to joke about suicide. Very not cool
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I just invent "work trips" to avoid my nut job family. I love them just not around the holidays.
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If u removed the go up stairs and hang yourself this would be funny.
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The Onion has gone from highlighting the agenda with satire, to fulfilling it.
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3 Tips For Avoiding Conflict At Thanksgiving: 1.) Free Will
2.) Don't Go
3.) Sorry, can't talk with food in my mouth
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Some truth... avoid political stuff...
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