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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Nov 2017

    Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey https://trib.al/H0hzwnQ pic.twitter.com/0J0rjCRwC6

    7:03 PM - 22 Nov 2017
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    14 replies 373 retweets 1,452 likes
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      2. Der Pizzabesucher‏ @_DP487 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Imagine the oven for that thing

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      3. ꜱᴇɴᴀ ʙʀyᴇʀ‏ @senabryer 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @_DP487 @TheOnion

        They just lay it out on a highway in Phoenix

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      4. Der Pizzabesucher‏ @_DP487 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @senabryer @TheOnion

        Done in like five minutes

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      1. Carl‏ @Carl33726400 22 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LesBowen

        How fowl

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      1. Gene Booth‏ @t_eubo72 22 Nov 2017
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        This should be a thing

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      1. Kobina Mensah‏ @Kobbymens55 22 Nov 2017
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        They will need a lot Onions for that.

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      1. Danna Doyle‏ @DannaDoyle 23 Nov 2017
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        Watch out! The stuffing was made last night!

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      1. cerilla witcher‏ @cerilla_witcher 23 Nov 2017
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        Why!

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      1. Laurel Van-Tiel‏ @laurel_tiel 23 Nov 2017
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        I'm sorry, but every time I see a naked turkey carcass is just reminds me of the very messy Thanksgiving love scene from 3rd Rock From the Sun, and the Friend's head-in-turkey moments.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 22 Nov 2017
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        Trying to beat last years record of how many people we can fit inside.

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      1. TopHat CyberSecurity‏ @TopHatCyber 22 Nov 2017
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        Stuffed with all of our hate!

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      1. Etiwanda Dutchess‏ @EtiwandaDutch 22 Nov 2017
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        @MoonPie - how many moon pies to make enough stuffing?

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      1. SR Naclyn Erick II‏ @NaclynE 23 Nov 2017
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        So if a wrecking ball hits the giant turkey is that a "STRIKE!" or a "TURKEY!" ?

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      1. Rebecca‏ @rebcaaron 23 Nov 2017
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        @crumpernickel qualche turkey in abraco

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      1. scarlett boulevard‏ @scarlettboulev2 22 Nov 2017
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