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Til they get sick of pizza all the time.
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IMPOSSIBLE
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Wtf
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I just call this Fridays in my house.
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Too depressed to make a. Meal. Very understandable
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Got a feeling the writer who came up with this one is the new guy at The Onion. Hang in there kid
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What kind of sneak dis is this?
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The kind that’s more blatant and not sneaky at all
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too real man, too real
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sad? try hungover
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Maybe you should just give up and become real news fake news is becoming so hard to do.
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The knee touch destroyed her.
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I Would Eat Ramen Noddles I Don't Give A Damn
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#Kids leading reason for sad moms and alcoholic dadsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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