St. Gobble is remembered for their contribution to Philosophy and Theology, as well as their deliciousness
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So the turkey is either a saint or he's going to be shot out of a cannon.
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My morning brain read this as "Pope Francis Calzone..."
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What about the first person to milk a cow?
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OK - I'm not catholic so, I'm thinking, why the hell would the pope shoot a turkey out of a cannon? Like a pumpkin cannon? Then I saw it, The Onion!
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St. Thomas Turkey.
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And this turkey is the first christian saint one does not have to be ashamed for.
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Hopefully not animal cruelty. Do they give the turkey a Helmut and safety vest before being shot out of the canon?
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The Holy Bird.
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Safe too say that turkey was neither forgiven or pardoned just sacrificed
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@claireorwhatevs Deus Meleagris?#JessicaChrist -
Is that what the white smoke coming out of my oven is all about?
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To be fair, this is a heck of a story - most of the turkeys these days get married right out of high school.
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Was not expecting this. Laughed out loud.
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It is especially emotional, since the Pope doesn't celebrate thanksgiving. Bless us all, Turkey!
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