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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2017

    Butterball Releases New Travel-Size Turkey https://trib.al/CRf5VAG pic.twitter.com/2oeSystNBm

    3:16 PM - 21 Nov 2017
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    28 replies 511 retweets 1,804 likes
      1. keywrath‏ @keywrath 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's neat and all but you know TSA is gonna force me to check my travel size fryer.

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      1. Andrew Lindsey‏ @alindsey4 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "fun size"

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      1. Jackie Harkness‏ @Bunny55421 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also known as Thanksgiving turkey for lonely people.

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      1. Kyle‏ @aisthetica 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this genetically modified? Because I don't eat anything that's genetically modified. Some guy on Facebook said the government is genetically modifying our food to try and contol our minds and I'm no sheeple.

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      1. Brad‏ @chancecumulus 21 Nov 2017
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        Still too large for carry-on 😂

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      1. Remy‏ @RemyVorender 21 Nov 2017
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        Isn't that just an egg, and time?

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 21 Nov 2017
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        Waiting for airlines to release new butterball sized seats.

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      1. Brian Skilling is my name‏ @BrianSkilling 21 Nov 2017
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        @jillian_young24

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      1. Seth Tuper‏ @firephool 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        scrolling through my feed.... so thought this was a butterball flavoured Mio 😂

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      1. marv parent‏ @bigassakmoose 21 Nov 2017
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        Cornish Game Turkey...

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      1. 1UpJohn‏ @1upjohn 21 Nov 2017
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        So cute. I want one. Need to buy a tiny oven.

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      1. TomJCassidy‏ @TomJCassidy 21 Nov 2017
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        Seems more "fun size" to me.

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      1. lilredhen‏ @lilredhen3289 21 Nov 2017
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        Just add water!

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      1. Matt Vetere‏ @MattVSin 21 Nov 2017
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        Why you gotta crush my heart like this?

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 21 Nov 2017
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        My mum didn't like leftovers so we would have cornish game hens instead of turkey XD they were pretty small!

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps 21 Nov 2017
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        Yall crack me up! Glad I followed.

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