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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2017

    Tearful Trump Puts Down Ladle, Walks Out Of Soup Kitchen After Learning Charitable Foundation Shutting Down https://trib.al/VMEFfrC pic.twitter.com/lR2pzYGA57

    12:45 PM - 21 Nov 2017
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    19 replies 158 retweets 787 likes
      1. Jan-Michael Maw‏ @Jimmy_Swag78 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This might be the best headline @TheOnion has put out yet. I give it a 10 Covfeve rating!

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      2. Ninja Mama‏ @NinjaMama617 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know this is satire because @realDonaldTrump wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near poor people.

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      1. Blackdingo1‏ @lee_manwaring 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I bet he stole the ladle.

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      1. L. Ron Howard‏ @LRondHoward 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MarietteAdair

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      1. VTHVN pronounce athan‏ @iendoboi 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        im laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      2. Allie Quinn‏ @AllieQuinn19 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please tell me he wasn't throwing soup at the crowd.

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      3. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AllieQuinn19 @TheOnion

        Tossing cans of it, but no can openers.

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      4. Allie Quinn‏ @AllieQuinn19 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TyVulpintaur @TheOnion

        Well...better than just ladles full of it, I suppose.

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      1. Mª®t¡ñ Pմʝძმƙ‏ @MartinPujdak 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cheerful Obama Picks Up His Cool Sunshades, Walks into the White House After Learning Fake Foundation Shutting Down.

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      1. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 21 Nov 2017
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        You guys are alright. Funny stuff!

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 21 Nov 2017
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        Did he take any soup to go?

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      1. sandi baise‏ @sandibaise1 21 Nov 2017
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        Why not just FUND it? PITIFUL!

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 21 Nov 2017
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        He can still let homeless people sleep in Trump Tower.

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      1. Barron Beshoar‏ @BBeshoar 21 Nov 2017
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        It’s a pity that we can’t distinguish between Onion satire and real news anymore.

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      1. Desi Kid‏ @Desi10g 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a short article. He "threw a kettle full of hot stew in the garbage several minutes before a meal was to be served." He has never ridden a bus, been charged overdraft fee, late fee for rent, or any of what tens of millions of Americans face daily. He'll make it ok

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      1. Desi Kid‏ @Desi10g 21 Nov 2017
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        Sheesh

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 21 Nov 2017
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        He actually just realized no ketchup

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