This might be the best headline @TheOnion has put out yet. I give it a 10 Covfeve rating!
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You know this is satire because
@realDonaldTrump wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near poor people. - 1 more reply
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I bet he stole the ladle.
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@MarietteAdair
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im laughing so hard





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Please tell me he wasn't throwing soup at the crowd.
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Tossing cans of it, but no can openers.
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Well...better than just ladles full of it, I suppose.
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Cheerful Obama Picks Up His Cool Sunshades, Walks into the White House After Learning Fake Foundation Shutting Down.
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You guys are alright. Funny stuff!
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Did he take any soup to go?
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Why not just FUND it? PITIFUL!
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He can still let homeless people sleep in Trump Tower.
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It’s a pity that we can’t distinguish between Onion satire and real news anymore.
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It's a short article. He "threw a kettle full of hot stew in the garbage several minutes before a meal was to be served." He has never ridden a bus, been charged overdraft fee, late fee for rent, or any of what tens of millions of Americans face daily. He'll make it ok
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Sheesh
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He actually just realized no ketchup
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