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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2017

    Winter Storm Threatens Homeless Man’s Plans To Survive Over Thanksgiving https://trib.al/h9ZlgKx pic.twitter.com/qKtYXW9kQn

    8:09 PM - 20 Nov 2017
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      1. SpookyJimmyG 💀‏ @JimmyG303 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn Onion, you dark

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      2.  🔪  🎃 hop on the spooky trane  ⛓ 🖤‏ @xtranecol 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        eh probably not the best idea you’ve ever had

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Michael G. Scott Rollin Like A Piooooomp‏ @Crap_Baag 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @xtranecol @TheOnion

        Probably not the page for you to follow

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4.  🔪  🎃 hop on the spooky trane  ⛓ 🖤‏ @xtranecol 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Crap_Baag @TheOnion

        i don’t...

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      2. Cassie Grimaldi‏ @CassieGrimaldi 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is bad and malevolent imo. Where are you punching?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CassieGrimaldi @TheOnion

        I thought they were punching people who think homeless people are subhuman filth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. alex‏ @mint_trees 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For everyone saying how terrible this is: it's supposed to make you think about the reality of the situation and make you want to do something rather than sit comfortably and do nothing. It's supposed to make you uncomfortable.

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      1. Christian Rodriguez ツ‏ @offchristianamr 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        dang, onion. no punches pulled.

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      1. Eric Casey‏ @EricCasey 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        jfc onion

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      2. slobeck‏ @Sl0beck 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny. sorry. it's just not. Homeless people are dying RIGHT NOW on the streets from cold.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sl0beck @TheOnion

        Take comfort in the fact that his frozen corpse will be found by a child going to school the next morning.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Liam Smith‏ @liamcs98 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bro, zero chill.

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      1. May Ryan‏ @mayiwrite 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not degrading homeless people, but forcing us to focus on the homeless problem and how uncomfortable it makes us. Sort of à la Modest Proposal, the gold standard for satire. Doesn't it make you want to act instead of just pity?

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      1. Max Rosen‏ @MaxRosenHere 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hey fuck this

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      1. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aaaand cue the people saying this isn't funny, then cue the people calling them out on their lack of a sense of humor.

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      1. hater and loser‏ @obamabomb 20 Nov 2017
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        truly a lack of comedic creativity

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      1. Prakeesh Kishor‏ @Prakeeshkhosh 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't believe this is happening in America.

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      1. vinny‏ @Vinom 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😢

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      1. hater and loser‏ @obamabomb 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny

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