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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2017

    Frustrated Jesus Christ Forced To Find 22nd Vessel For Reincarnation After Death Of Charles Manson https://trib.al/4nBMymb pic.twitter.com/c7UMaFRtOd

    12:59 PM - 20 Nov 2017
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    • Bob Murphy COol MAn guY thINg 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓁𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒 B.S cum flavored janeÞ Alt_McMasterDisaster @OGO5111 . Occult Fan
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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seems legit. @TwistedPrimepic.twitter.com/EyAPDI92qa

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      1.  ❄️ Alt-Right Jesus  🌊‏ @realrightjesus 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let me tell you. If my second coming happens anytime today or tomorrow, before I find another vessel... I could just vanish and no one would ever know. My father doesn’t actually talk to people, so I’d be F’d!! #NoSecondComing #NotAThing

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      2. Vicki Clark‏ @VickiMrsbi 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously you don't know my Jesus Christ! This is very insulting to Christians.

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      3. Aram Martian  👽‏ @vartian 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VickiMrsbi @TheOnion

        Christians who can’t take a joke? Trust me, we’re all quite aware of you.

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      1. Have You Seen The Ghost Of Sean‏ @StorySlug 20 Nov 2017
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        I get that it's just a joke, but Mussolini and Manson were alive at the same time.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 20 Nov 2017
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        Good hair is hard to find.

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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 20 Nov 2017
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        Rejoice faithful.............. Kim Jung Un is available!!!pic.twitter.com/xOnvIrpMKC

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      1. ᴿᵒᵒᵀ‏ @sysroot 20 Nov 2017
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        I hear @realDonaldTrump is available. He's been soulless for decades. and I'm sure he's in mourning over the loss of one of his "very fine people"

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      1. Martin Sykes-Haas‏ @martinsykeshaas 20 Nov 2017
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        Too soon...

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      1. juuUuUUliOoOoO 👻‏ @JulioN_FC 20 Nov 2017
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        lmao

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 21 Nov 2017
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        Hey, we got 99 problems but a prophet ain’t one. That being said, Muhammad is still super pissed about bin Laden.

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      1. Bob Vandiver‏ @bobthev 20 Nov 2017
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        I’m sorry but that’s awful

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      1. Darlene Sivak-Kurnig‏ @DARLA_1 20 Nov 2017
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        Sick

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      1. Insi Nificant‏ @insi_nificant 20 Nov 2017
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        Trump is empty

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      1. Griffin Rogers‏ @bacn00 20 Nov 2017
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        Hey @TheOnion @AjitPaiFCC follows your page. Can you block him for his efforts to kill Net Neutrality

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      1. Eugene Kachmarsky‏ @MrGuyHawaii 20 Nov 2017
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        Satan is some pretty f***ed up shit.

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      1. Joshy(blogz)...tweetz‏ @JoshyTweetz 20 Nov 2017
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        Gotta love that Jesus! He's hilarious!!

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      1. Tommy‏ @thomasav 20 Nov 2017
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        Tommy Retweeted Los Angeles Times

        I'm sorry sweetie, but the @latimes beat you to the punchhttps://twitter.com/latimes/status/932642302761295872 …

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        The human side of infamous cult leader Charlie Manson (via @latimesopinion) http://lat.ms/2zPXYtZ  pic.twitter.com/wkSSJkqL0K
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