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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2017

    HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related https://trib.al/1cRMiEM pic.twitter.com/t9MyV7XWPx

    6:14 AM - 20 Nov 2017
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      1. Dissident Peasant‏ @JeffHisDudeness 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I often do my work-related crying off the clock, which is why I'm such a well-regarded employee in our new peasant-based economy

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      1. Rainsputin‏ @GrissleMcThorn1 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mine usually is

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 20 Nov 2017
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        Save it up for the bar 😢😭ppl will buy you drinks 🍸🍸

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      1. Yung Jude Law‏ @drew_stories 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Qmaann sounds like something your boss would make as a policy

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      2. Bogdan Mendryshora‏ @BMendry 20 Nov 2017
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        👌 @irena_fridman

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      1. AaronGTV‏ @AaronGTV 21 Nov 2017
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        Bout time (sarcasm)

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      1. Bernard Crofton‏ @BernardCrofton 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ToryFibs

        Remind me some-one: what does HR stand for? And what do those 2 words mean?

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      1. David Ames‏ @Kayleihkins 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahaha , what about suicide?

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      1. Read-Think-Act‏ @Petespoltweets 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is the time deductable if the crying is directly related to the charity the company does or does not display?

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect. Not breaking any rules here!

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 20 Nov 2017
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        That’s no problem af allpic.twitter.com/wCqbPjiuin

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      1. Hijinks66‏ @hijinks66 20 Nov 2017
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        I stop by Cry Park on my way home from work so my husband doesn’t have to see it.

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 20 Nov 2017
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        There must be a lot of it happening for a boss to have to say that.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 20 Nov 2017
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        That seems fair...

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      1. Aspiring Urban Farmer‏ @jmerkovich 20 Nov 2017
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        @jonyeomans

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      1. Amy Lynn‏ @mylynn1981 20 Nov 2017
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        Until 2017 I felt safe in saying that all crying at my office was work related.

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      1. Wisani Maluleke‏ @seanbolandRED 20 Nov 2017
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        I'm crying! 😂

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      1. Leila Moharram‏ @lemoh1058 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good luck with that!

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      1. Rob Stultz‏ @RobStultz 20 Nov 2017
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        LOL, you can only be human in your off time.

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