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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2017

    Roy Moore Refusing To Withdraw From Alabama 13-Year-Old https://trib.al/TaOKyrH pic.twitter.com/7MFwYX4eZc

    7:30 PM - 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Michael E. Carter, M.A.‏ @DeckofCarter 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Ashley Hellstorm  ☠️‏ @alholstrom 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GUYS.

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      1. Lil’ Hernia Me$h (rapper)‏ @MonroeFromManoa 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love to follow The Onion and reply to them with my complaints

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      1. Mela Bergs‏ @mbeegeesm 19 Nov 2017
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      2. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dudes, there is a line between comedy and bad taste, and you just crossed it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ocularnervosa @TheOnion

        Into comedy

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @ocularnervosa @TheOnion

        I think it is intended to point out another line that was crossed by Roy Moore.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @emuirhead @AMReese @TheOnion

        I'm not defending that trash Moore, I'm just saying joking about statutory rape isn't funny regardless of the situation.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ocularnervosa @emuirhead @TheOnion

        Welcome to The Onion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7.  💀gravegrapes 💀‏ @davegrapes 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @ocularnervosa and

        Personally I think we’ll all look back on the day that Ocular Nervosa guy changed the direction of The Onion forever with his moral judgment

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @davegrapes @AMReese and

        How about you look back on the day that Ocular Nervosa blocked you forever.

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      9. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 19 Nov 2017
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        Where were you when some random guy on Twitter blocked you?

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      1. Steve Gerken.‏ @steveggerken 19 Nov 2017
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        🔥🔥🔥

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      1. Marie‏ @TheReadingOtter 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Vesta Cordero‏ @vestafresh 19 Nov 2017
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        Seriously, though, the Onion is getting so damn accurate. #SavageIsStrongWithThisOnepic.twitter.com/8PtJODlfDb

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      1. samuelson‏ @the__samuelson 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Benjamin Kaiser‏ @yayameenk 19 Nov 2017
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        Bad taste guys. I'm laughing, but still, bad taste.

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