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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2017

    Buyer Of $450 Million Da Vinci Painting Sort Of Assumed It Would Come With Frame https://trib.al/o9Gv9GO pic.twitter.com/8kp6e6XGXw

    5:30 PM - 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Joe&Sandy‏ @NightTalkers 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He also thought it included a private lunch with the artist himself.

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      2. Adam Paul‏ @adamtpaul 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I find this joke offensive for how it portrays intellectually deficient billionaires.

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      3. Adam Paul‏ @adamtpaul 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @adamtpaul @TheOnion

        I think we can all agree that given proper support our intellectually deficient billionaires have shown the ability to do literally anything.

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      1. Luke Morris‏ @lukemorris10 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus Christ these people expect everything don’t they 🙄 they only paid $450 million for the picture, they shouldn’t expect the frame aswell that’s outrageous 🤦🏻‍♂️ the worlds gone mad!

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      1. Ryan tucker‏ @occupyrtucker 19 Nov 2017
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        @dfleisher kind of like the missing guitar case. Who’s right? This guy

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 20 Nov 2017
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        But it was free two day delivery!..

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 19 Nov 2017
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        Ummm, no. The frame is an addition $20. Sorry.

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      1. IncNow.com‏ @IncNow 19 Nov 2017
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        Art law expert @NicholasMOD could help.

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      2. Catherine Keenan‏ @Punkbacon1983 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I work for a custom frame shop and we usually advise customers that framing will cost about double or more of what they paid for the art. This is going to be one expensive frame!

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      2.  🙈SICA 🙊 🌍‏ @Winterishere974 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww sedum's, if have expected 4000 houses, 20000 cars, or feed most of the world's starving for a year for that kind of money !!!

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      3. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Winterishere974 @TheOnion

        Or at least a definition of what satire is.

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      2. Ellen Tomlinson  🇫🇷 ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @TomlinsonEllen1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From a distance it looks like the portrait of a woman

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      3. Ellen Tomlinson  🇫🇷 ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @TomlinsonEllen1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TomlinsonEllen1 @TheOnion

        #SalvatorxMundi

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      1. Kat Thomas‏ @KatDreamz_ 24 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everyone needs to remember that this painting was probably bought by the owner of a museum or high ranking person with a collection of these types of paintings. People want to see classic paintings like this and the person who bought it can make money off it by showcasing it.

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      1. Elle‏ @Operafirst 20 Nov 2017
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        Who bought it?

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      1. carbine101‏ @carbine10101 20 Nov 2017
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        Apparently the buyer forgot what assume means!

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      1. chrissie‏ @chrisssie_k 20 Nov 2017
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        😂😂😂 thank you, I needed this laugh, it's monday, after all

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      1. Karen Ockey‏ @KarenOckey 19 Nov 2017
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        LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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