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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2017

    Fox News Struggling To Attract Younger 60-75 Demographic https://trib.al/lSxbeVc pic.twitter.com/DueHnYPT9M

    1:30 PM - 19 Nov 2017
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      2. Chris Freeman‏ @drchrisisfree 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The kids are #AltRight

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      1. Mo Social‏ @MoSocialComment 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @FoxNews is struggling to attract viewers with the intellect to be able to change channels.

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      1. Deep Bro‏ @DeepBro2 19 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/LY9JqoC7ab

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      1. greenseeker‏ @greenseeker1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Fox better realise soon that unlike elections, they can’t gerrymander viewership. Viewership is true democracy! One viewer equals one viewer, no electoral viewer.

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      1. Kristen S.‏ @KristenInVA 19 Nov 2017
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        Snort

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      1. mark martinelli‏ @enes69 19 Nov 2017
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        And more #bigots.

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      2. David Pan‏ @dp270 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't satire.

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      1. ZeldaMc‏ @ZeldaMc 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ProfessorPMP

        Seriously, their volume is three times louder than any other network...

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      1. Eric Burgess‏ @ericwburgess 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought 60-75 was the target IQ range for FOX viewers.

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      1. Aimbelievable‏ @Aimztweet 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With sexy Octogenarian Bill O'Reilly gone, I can see why.

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      1. Celia Cole‏ @celiacole18 19 Nov 2017
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        Haha! Right?

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      1. .‏ @BagohD 19 Nov 2017
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        I think Colbert made this joke on O'Reilly factor

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 19 Nov 2017
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        Hey there's always hope...74 is the new 75. Click your heels three times and say there's no place like home.

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne 19 Nov 2017
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        Yep, it is hard to get those young whippersnappers in line.

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      1. LondonGal ☔️ 🍸‏ @londongal_28 19 Nov 2017
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        Damn kids...

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      1. greenseeker‏ @greenseeker1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have #Kingsman , but I refuse to buy #Kingsman2 because it uses Fox News as the in movie news. Fuck Fox News. May get it second hand.pic.twitter.com/XDypNgqiOl

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 19 Nov 2017
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        Yuppic.twitter.com/PNJdbjK06P

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