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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2017

    Giants Excited About Seeing Real NFL End Zone Up Close https://trib.al/fCNVPPs pic.twitter.com/GtfMcXYpda

    9:30 AM - 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Patrick but Spooky‏ @Swordsman1412 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t even follow football or know the rules and this is hilarious

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      1. Mr. RAAAAHHHHmsdorff-Terry‏ @LukeAllenTerry 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Dan‏ @akaTrendy 20 Nov 2017
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        @IAmSnoopy14 @DosDosHyams

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      1. кคtє‏ @k_deeg3 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Jake Abel‏ @JakeMfnAbel 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Def James‏ @elboneman 19 Nov 2017
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        Oh because they aren't playing well this season or something. Sports sure are funny-ish

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      2. WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!‏ @Bfraza_2 19 Nov 2017
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        @DulaJordan

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      2. Tyler Curran‏ @CurranEvent 19 Nov 2017
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      3. Vikram‏ @thegiantindian2 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CurranEvent @TheOnion

        So that’s what that looks like! Such a welcome sight!

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      1. Vince Santoro‏ @VinnieVidivici 21 Nov 2017
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        Not funny - we have to play them Thursday! Do NOT make them any madder than necessary.

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      1. Read-Think-Act‏ @Petespoltweets 20 Nov 2017
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        Redskins excited by still losing, while scoring their season's highest point total.

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      1. Clarkes‏ @clarkebo 19 Nov 2017
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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 19 Nov 2017
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        And quickly become disoriented.

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      1. hailey‏ @thenewbigpapaya 19 Nov 2017
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      1. Amit Raina‏ @AmitRai93382181 19 Nov 2017
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        You can do it giants

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      1. Trip Spackler‏ @tripspackler 19 Nov 2017
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        looks like they got a little chicken dance thing going on there, too.

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      1. John Bonini‏ @JohnBonini 19 Nov 2017
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