Haaaayyyy!
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I'm always afraid that one of those seats will malfunction and catapult my grandmother.
I am 67 years og age and I can get up from a seated position in #one move!
Congrats! Me too! However, I need 3 Attempts to insert a USB.
And, McDonald and IKEA stock price rise as they launch a combined health campaign - 'Why fear to eat more when there is a chair to support 99 attempts'
But why? Back(spine) like myself or knees joints other issues?
New job market opens - chair exit assistants
And on the plane, make sure to yank on the headrest in front of you 4 leverage(grab some hair if u can), then when you’re finally standing on your weakling legs, release the seat like a slingshot, to give the passenger in front of you (usually me ) some impromptu entertainment
Brilliant, thank you Ashley! 
That sounds about right...
If this be so in 10 years they'll keep sitting
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