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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Nov 2017

    5 Things To Know About Roy Moorepic.twitter.com/O8UDYqNcvT

    4:45 PM - 18 Nov 2017
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    • Noah | CTSW Alex Geoffrey Hall noah♡ Ronãn 🦇 David “Deep State” Pumpkins, MD/PhD (Influencee) Adam Egelman *real madrid announcer voice* LUKAAAA DONCICCCCCCC Ryan
    19 replies 234 retweets 527 likes
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      2. Jordan Shipowitz‏ @JordanShipo 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Devan__Lawson @Tyler_Brain for the lols

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Devan Lawson‏ @Devan__Lawson 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JordanShipo @TheOnion @Tyler_Brain

        #4 is the best

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jordan Shipowitz‏ @JordanShipo 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Devan__Lawson @TheOnion @Tyler_Brain

        #5 is horribley funny

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Nick Easter‏ @nickeaster19 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When can we expect this same type of analysis of Bill Clinton?

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      3. Matthew Harris‏ @Applemask 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @nickeaster19 @TheOnion

        1998.

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Juan Ω  🇵🇷 VOTE NOV. 6‏ @jrivera64 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Applemask @nickeaster19 @TheOnion

        Ha! Correct.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Nick Easter‏ @nickeaster19 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jrivera64

        Please provide the link where the Onion did this same thing with Clinton.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Juan Ω  🇵🇷 VOTE NOV. 6‏ @jrivera64 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @nickeaster19

        Are you triggered by satire? Snowflake!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Nick Easter‏ @nickeaster19 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jrivera64

        No. Just someone who wants equal treatment of all sides. I dislike hypocrisy.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Juan Ω  🇵🇷 VOTE NOV. 6‏ @jrivera64 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @nickeaster19

        If it’s any consolation I will not be voting for Bill Clinton anytime soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      9. Nick Easter‏ @nickeaster19 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jrivera64

        Nor will I be voting for Roy Moore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Joshua David Zambrano‏ @jzyehoshua1 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad to see you're still sticking to satire since you're incapable of honest or objective reporting and analysis

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Madeline, Washer of Brains‏ @ChicagoDungeon 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jzyehoshua1 @TheOnion

        If you weren’t a Russian bot, you’d know The Onion has always been about parody and satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Joshua David Zambrano‏ @jzyehoshua1 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChicagoDungeon @TheOnion

        Сатира - самая низкая форма юмора, а для дураков, которые не могут использовать объективные факты, чтобы изложить свои аргументы.

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      1. Joe McGlynn‏ @boatmich 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty much described your typical clansman

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Tony Rosa‏ @TonyRosa_really 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #RoyMooreChildMolester

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      1. thesadwalk‏ @lkjlkjl 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This should be required reading on the educational curriculum.

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      1. Ben Spiker‏ @bspiker 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good stuff

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      1. Steve LaHue‏ @TLaHue1 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a sexual predator

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      1. Yield2Yetis‏ @yield2yetis 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch.

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