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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Nov 2017

    Suicide Note Surprisingly Upbeat https://trib.al/8o7f8NA pic.twitter.com/yoFx35aIDf

    8:38 PM - 17 Nov 2017
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    • Judy Wyeth Samantha M. Lee Jackson Viv 👻 😈aaron👹j🎃boo👻 Peter de los Muertos Van Walton 🇨🇭Jordan Breschini🇵🇦 Aldur Karl Lane
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      1. Eetwidomayloh Rex‏ @Zegh8578 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whenever the Onion makes a joke, someone decides that *that particular topic* is *the one topic* we don't joke about. Doesn't matter what the topic is, *that one topic*, *that one day* is always an exception, isn't it.

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      2. sportsquotationman‏ @sportsquotation 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys are generally hilarious but this one is not funny we lose thirty six thousand people a year to Suicide in the United States not a laughing matter

        3 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. trev‏ @trev_underwood 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @sportsquotation @TheOnion

        I found it hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Kate Hummel‏ @iam_ka8e 17 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/LoBBdbCDDb

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      1. Blade Lazerblazer‏ @MikeEffinW 17 Nov 2017
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        I'm gunna live lol jk

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      2. Andrew Benjamin‏ @ThisEnragesMe 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is the first time I've ever been that guy with an Onion article but I can't get onboard with this. There's literally nothing funny about suicide.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. sullivan ballou‏ @sullivan_ballou 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ThisEnragesMe @TheOnion

        This absolutely missed the mark - the joke was not well written. There have definitely been suicide notes in this tone before so it does not match the typically outrageous humor of the Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Andrew Benjamin‏ @ThisEnragesMe 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @sullivan_ballou @TheOnion

        I'm not even gonna read the note becuse it will upset me more. I lost someone who meant a lot to me suicide, but even if I hadn't I still think I would have found this offensive.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Raymond Hill‏ @Rayhill75Hill 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just put down my rope.

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      1. gareth hughes‏ @garethchughes 17 Nov 2017
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        Damn near perfect joke.

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      1. hydncrlsn‏ @haydenscarlson 17 Nov 2017
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        why'd you do it to em

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      1. Joe Lukas‏ @JosephLukas1776 17 Nov 2017
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        You just don't find quality journalism like this anymore.

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      1. haters stan‏ @matttsuxxx 17 Nov 2017
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        What I like better? | Suicide Note Unfinished |

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      2. angst ball‏ @AhegaoAlbatross 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok I can say that for once y’all have crossed a line. Reading it it hits a bit to close to home with some of my shit and that of people o care about. Sure you’re entitled to laugh at whatever and say whatever but that doesn’t mean I can’t say what you did was fucking 1/2

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      3. angst ball‏ @AhegaoAlbatross 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AhegaoAlbatross @TheOnion

        Disgusting and in very poor taste. I can laugh at a lot because it helps me out but honestly this is just a pretty sick “joke”. I don’t know what’s going on with the staff but the parodic “positive” articles have almost dissapeared and now it’s just negative and this is proof

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      1. thesaints147‏ @Thesaints147 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this basically describes the @hollywoodundead song bullet and makes this 10x funnier

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