Whenever the Onion makes a joke, someone decides that *that particular topic* is *the one topic* we don't joke about. Doesn't matter what the topic is, *that one topic*, *that one day* is always an exception, isn't it.
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You guys are generally hilarious but this one is not funny we lose thirty six thousand people a year to Suicide in the United States not a laughing matter
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I found it hilarious.
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I'm gunna live lol jk
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This is the first time I've ever been that guy with an Onion article but I can't get onboard with this. There's literally nothing funny about suicide.
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This absolutely missed the mark - the joke was not well written. There have definitely been suicide notes in this tone before so it does not match the typically outrageous humor of the Onion.
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I'm not even gonna read the note becuse it will upset me more. I lost someone who meant a lot to me suicide, but even if I hadn't I still think I would have found this offensive.
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I just put down my rope.
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Damn near perfect joke.
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why'd you do it to em
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You just don't find quality journalism like this anymore.
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What I like better? | Suicide Note Unfinished |
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Ok I can say that for once y’all have crossed a line. Reading it it hits a bit to close to home with some of my shit and that of people o care about. Sure you’re entitled to laugh at whatever and say whatever but that doesn’t mean I can’t say what you did was fucking 1/2
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Disgusting and in very poor taste. I can laugh at a lot because it helps me out but honestly this is just a pretty sick “joke”. I don’t know what’s going on with the staff but the parodic “positive” articles have almost dissapeared and now it’s just negative and this is proof
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this basically describes the
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