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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Nov 2017

    On This Day In History: Biden Forges President’s Signature On Executive Order To Make December Dokken History Month https://trib.al/FMRGsQL pic.twitter.com/MJckKqtJRa

    5:22 PM - 17 Nov 2017
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      2. 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‏ @TheJazzyUte 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we have Biden for president?

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‏ @TheJazzyUte 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @seanobrien58 @TheOnion

        And? Has any one of these women stepped forward and said they felt Biden acted inappropriately? No? Okay. No point to this long string of nothingness.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      6. 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‏ @TheJazzyUte 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @seanobrien58 @TheOnion

        Multiple adult women in that link you sent. But that tells me your answer and so this conversation is over since there's literally zero proof he did anything wrong. 😎

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS‏ @TheJazzyUte 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheJazzyUte @TheOnion

        Come at me with accusations and not assumptions. Like me assuming from your photo that you're the son of Mr. Bean.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Matt (Pumpkin’s Dad)‏ @MattandPumpkin 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheJazzyUte @TheOnion

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      1. Beekeeper‏ @Bee_Keeper1 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really needed some Diamond Joe right now. Thank you Onion.

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      2. Stuffin Coffins‏ @CoughlinStephen 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um...he’s wearing an Ozzy shirt.

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      3. b “sometimes, dead is better” gwynn - (bwynn)‏ @bwynn_dev 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CoughlinStephen @TheOnion

        That’s of course because you can’t wear a Dokken shirt while signing executive order. 🤘

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. mahoneyville‏ @mahoneyville 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The way he's holding the pen is fantastic

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Heather Baughman‏ @Bucks56Heather 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mahoneyville @TheOnion

        And the Icehouse 👌 💯

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David Horne‏ @cribbingarmydav 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then he grabbed a teenager and her moms ass. Rock n roll man

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      2. Steve DeVries‏ @sayhivolarius 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mrkylehall

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      3. Kyle Hall‏ @mrkylehall 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @sayhivolarius @TheOnion

        Icehouse 4 lyfe

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Noone Special‏ @KantBreal 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unchain the Biden!

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      1. Bradley‏ @BradSabbath 17 Nov 2017
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw …

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      1. Karen Lee‏ @vamp1138 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rockin' with Dokken NYE at the Ritz!

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      1. PDX Reign  🌊‏ @PDXpain 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @spartyman

        @JDCcamp25 lol

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