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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Nov 2017

    Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline https://trib.al/bKpU5Om pic.twitter.com/B2Pqyv9Sk9

    1:37 PM - 17 Nov 2017
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      2. Vanessa Santos‏Verified account @VanessaOblinger 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you can do better than this @TheOnion

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. langdon alger‏ @DrJohnSuarez 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VanessaOblinger @TheOnion

        No this is exactly what the onion is

        1 reply 1 retweet 52 likes
      4. Vanessa Santos‏Verified account @VanessaOblinger 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DrJohnSuarez @TheOnion

        Not funny?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. langdon alger‏ @DrJohnSuarez 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VanessaOblinger @TheOnion

        Actually sharp satire

        0 replies 1 retweet 42 likes
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      2. we wondered why not?‏ @TyMurphy19 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Isn't this Keystone Pipeline A metaphor For this whole adminstration? Leaking, slick And oily Toxic And funded by big buiness?

        2 replies 5 retweets 19 likes
      3. llwry‏ @LLLwry 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TyMurphy19 @wildwillow65 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/eSAQ5OlXQh

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. Todd‏ @toddwstone 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RodneyClaeys

        Everyone who thought the pipeline was a bad idea....pic.twitter.com/0SF6TTW8ao

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. NamasTeylor‏ @TaylordlcIRL 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @toddwstone @TheOnion @RodneyClaeys

        All the natives aren't like that, it wasn't a "told you so" sort of deal, we didn't want it to happen in the first place, we are hurt that our unci maka is hurting

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      4. Todd‏ @toddwstone 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TaylordlcIRL @TheOnion @RodneyClaeys

        Completely agreed . It is ridiculous that an alternative was not found. That's exactly what's wrong with every issue, including this one. Our way or no way. The basic unwillingness to compromise is an embarrassment to the concept of democracy. #NoPipeline

        0 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Lonny Krivitz‏ @Dookbreeze 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .#trump #fucktrump #resistpic.twitter.com/39SdUEMhJX

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      1. Zechariah Morris‏ @MorrisisPhat 17 Nov 2017
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        It makes sense, as Tillerson is fueled by crude oil, so this should last him another 3000 miles until his next feeding

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      2. THE_Michelle‏ @Sweet_McMee 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This pipe would be under ground. Just saying.

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      3. Micah Wright‏ @MicahWright 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sweet_McMee @TheOnion

        No, it wouldn’t. Just sayin’.http://kscj.com/2017/08/07/keystone-xl-pipeline-hearings-begin-nebraska/ …

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should send the 🍊🤡 he okayed the deal. Like I asked where are all the thousands & thousands of workers?

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      1. Father Jonathan Misty‏ @jjjblum 17 Nov 2017
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        Reminded me instantly of Strange Brew!pic.twitter.com/s5AmZRjFR1

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      2. Kristin Bauer‏ @IamKristinBauer 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HA HA HA HA!

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      2. Daniel L. Carlson‏ @DanielCarlson_1 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are the Oompa Loompas going to take him to the juicing room afterward?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Stable Take Looker™‏ @Die__Lorelei 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DanielCarlson_1 @TheOnion

        The King Oompa Loompa is coming for him all the way from white house!!!pic.twitter.com/J2QppVT1QW

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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