"Rocky was old and in a lot of pain, so your father and I had to blow him up last night." https://trib.al/wwwUjMq pic.twitter.com/YHKe4hydmi
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"Rocky was old and in a lot of pain, so your father and I had to blow him up last night." https://trib.al/wwwUjMq pic.twitter.com/YHKe4hydmi
Wait that’s photoshopped
I didn't even see the hole before this. 
This is all so fake
Don't be too alarmed, The Onion is a joke publication. It's meant for fun.
Rest in pieces Rusty!!
not funny...I got the same explanation about the family Whale back in 69. i've never been the same about sea mammals...
@ebruenig came upon this in my feed
I wonder if the explosion sounded more like "woof "than whoosh!
This is dark, even by Onion standards. Maybe a goldfish or hamster... Why do you have to cross arbitrary lines that no one agrees on?
"Trust us.... He had a blast".
Someone at The Onion has a penchant for vile "jokes" about cruelty to animals & it's not funny, just vile.
Bad post
Not Funny, Interesting, but Troublesome! Love Onion, however Trying to Understand if Story is showing Stupid Parent's, Contact Humane Society, Child Abuse Prevention & Be Ashamed of MYSELF for Reading THIS one from the Onion! This one was too much Onion.
oh, i added a W
Sorry... I've got Parkinson's
NIKE “V a p o r i z e d”
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