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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Nov 2017

    Eric Trump Poses With Carcass Of Safari Guide Shot On African Hunting Trip https://trib.al/0vsjOLm pic.twitter.com/T3SeQx3qq5

    9:24 AM - 17 Nov 2017
    • 1,713 Retweets
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    • Grant Lowsea ❣️ Michał Otto CARTER EMBREY Pajahm Angela P riellybynature₆⁶₆ trumpthes**tshow Rachel Paul
    115 replies 1,713 retweets 5,648 likes
      1. CelebScolder  🏴‏ @CelebScolder 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/gikdlXumGb

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      2. bubba D‏ @bubbaDick 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i know ya'll are satire and all, but seriously, this is a necessary part of the circle of life. if the safari guides didn't get 'culled' (that's what it's called in science - look it up) they would deforest the land and get diseses and stuff.

        3 replies 3 retweets 66 likes
      3. ollj‏ @ollj 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @bubbaDick @TheOnion

        and they would build sand-banks everywhere.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. bubba D‏ @bubbaDick 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ollj @TheOnion

        i know, rite?!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian 17 Nov 2017
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        "It's not illegal to lure them off the preserve with pizza and a six-pack."

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      1. Matthew‏ @UrbanHunterTV 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MMFlint

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      2. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/2gMBoU1Rx8

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        White House lifts ban on Safari Guide Carcass.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Morgan-The Resistance‏ @ThatsMorgan4U 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's crazy when we live in a world where real and satire are indistinguishable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. D. L.‏ @Neets101 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ThatsMorgan4U @TheOnion

        There's a sub-reddit called "Not the Onion" that presents nothing but examples of that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ♤♡◇♧anoos‏ @logik_L1 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Neets101 @ThatsMorgan4U @TheOnion

        I've seen so many headlines where I was looking for the onion logo somewhere and it was nowhere to be found.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. D. L.‏ @Neets101 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @logik_L1 @ThatsMorgan4U @TheOnion

        It's become a sign of these times, no doubt.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dee‏ @dashnalhaboris 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this real?????

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @dashnalhaboris @TheOnion

        Yes

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Dee‏ @dashnalhaboris 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @TheOnion

        OMG!!!! They are monsters #TrumpCrimeFamily

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Steve Bermel‏ @SteveBermel 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @dashnalhaboris @AMReese @TheOnion

        The Onion is satire....

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SteveBermel @dashnalhaboris @TheOnion

        Now why did you have to tell them?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Steve Bermel‏ @SteveBermel 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @dashnalhaboris @TheOnion

        Hahha.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mel‏ @Hoolahoops 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like a bad photo shop.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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