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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Nov 2017

    Papa John’s Now Offering 3-Day Home Delivery https://trib.al/na0abxF pic.twitter.com/oNnjFwLuzh

    4:09 PM - 16 Nov 2017
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    27 replies 133 retweets 871 likes
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      2. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s hard to keep employees when you don’t support or pay enough for healthcare

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Aaron Weinbaum‏Verified account @aaronsayswhat1 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CasablancaRic @TheOnion

        Having trouble with your employees?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aaronsayswhat1 @TheOnion

        Just @vasego1 Insubordination... Thinking he is better than everyone... you know the things we love about him

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Palmer‏ @vasego1 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CasablancaRic @aaronsayswhat1 @TheOnion

        Thinking? Pfft!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @vasego1 @aaronsayswhat1 @TheOnion

        I apologize! You ARE better then everyone! No more wire hangers!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Palmer‏ @vasego1 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CasablancaRic @aaronsayswhat1 @TheOnion

        Better! Don't let it happen again.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. that guy, always wore a shirt‏ @Darph_Nader 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not delivery, it's @DiGiornoPizza

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      2. Lucas Sampson‏ @SampsonLucas78 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not sure it would make a difference that pizza isn't good when it started.

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      1. Jason‏ @JasonsDeli2 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I order from them I want it within 48 hours. Amazon Prime has ruined me.

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they raised the cost of pizza eleven cents they could do it in thirty minutes but, like paying healthcare for many of its employees, that's too much.

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      1. Jim‏ @JImeds 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DrWutt

        You mean you get three day old cardboard with your cardboard pizza. Wow. A bargain at any price! I

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      1. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 16 Nov 2017
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        being America's Christian Sharia Pizza, it takes 3 days for their dough to rise.

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      1. Rage-State Capitalist‏ @arensb 16 Nov 2017
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        As a fan of reheated pizza for breakfast, I approve.

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      1. Adriana G‏ @Over50andFab 16 Nov 2017
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        I wouldn't buy or eat their crappy pizza if they paid me.

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      1. __蜂 bot‏ @JKnorr4th 22 Nov 2017
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        Papa bless

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      1. Michael Kucharski‏ @MBKucharski 16 Nov 2017
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        Screw you pa pa!

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      1. Yellow Sign Studio‏ @YellowKingsHeir 16 Nov 2017
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        Only if it comes with a half empty beer with a cigarette but in it too!

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